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“That propaganda is good which leads to success, and that is bad which fails to achieve the desired result. It is not propaganda’s task to be intelligent, its task is to lead to success.”

Shivraj, Raman and Vasundhara to be State BJP Presidents ?

According to insiders,  Shivraj Singh, Raman Singh and Vasundhara Raje Scindia are going to head the BJP in Madhya Pradesh, Chhattisgarh and Rajasthan respectively.

Gopal Bhargava to be leader of opposition in MP ?

Grapevine has it that Gopal Bhargava is being elected for the post of leader of opposition in Madhya Pradesh on Sunday.

Chaiwallah Again

Enjoying my Cuppa at my favorite Cafe.... seated  at the adjacent table is a Gentleman who looks like a Neta. After a while we get chatting... turns out he's a Businessman who is avidly interested in Politics....

Gentleman: So Congress Dirty Tricks Department is ready  with the next Rafalle 'exposè' ...... conjured internal Emails  that say Indian Government was interested in Anil Ambani getting the Offset Contract...
Me: In all fairness Dassault should be asked to confirm  if these are it's internal emails...
G: Hardly matters....RaGa out to create a scandal with the help of Darbaaris...he's least bothered about ratifications... he's lied up to now about everything ..what stops him now...
M: If Indian Government was putting pressure .....knowing the French Unions would tomorrow have to be taken aboard...... do you think this issue would have been discussed via emails within Dassault... it would have been in the perview  of the Top echelon of Dassault..the part that Indian Government was putting  pressure for Anil Ambani... as the Unions would have raised a hue and cry.....so Emails on this issue would not have been exchanged....
G: I just wonder Congress waala Anil Ambani Sanskaari....BJP waala Anil Ambani doing makkaari...
M: Yes I wonder too... when Sonia was in power Anil Ambani's Companies got...Coal Blocks...Metro Projects... Telecom Licenses ...Ultra Mega Power Projects...got 50,000 crores  loans from PSU Banks.... and under Modi...lost Coal Blocks....Cement and Power Divisions sold.... Telecom  sold...forced to pay 30,000 back to Banks...
G: Congres questions Anil Ambani's Company's experience in Fighter Jets...

what was Anil Ambani's Company's experience in Metro Lines that Sonia Government awarded his Company 5800 crore Delhi Airport Metro line.... why not DMRC... and DRAL not making a screw for Rafalle .... so it's not India's issue why Dassault chose Anil Ambani's Company....
M: At this rate like was done to V.P. Singh... very soon Bank Statements with Modi's name will appear.. Congress has the technology to do this...
G: What did Christian Michel mean by ...'involve Rome'....Church... Augusta HO.....Italian Government ....Italian Relatives of you know who????

M: As RaGa conjures up falsehoods .... Government is getting more and more ' info from Horse's mouth on the Augusta issue'.... I'm sure Congress is  depending on its Star Lawyers and their  Track Records of winning cases......at present RaGa tweeting Exam Questions to Modi.... very soon Mother and son would face Exam Questions on Augusta.....
G: SC will on 10th of January constitute a Bench to hear Babri Masjid - Ram Mandi Title  Suite.... and Modi has said Government will wait for Court's Order before taking any step...
M: So those banking on a solution prior to General Elections can forget it...will  it cost BJP electorally!!!
G: By the looks of it...it will.....but let's see if BJP has something up it's sleeve in this matter....because explaining the factual situation to the hardcore supporters of Ram Mandir would be futile.. they feel.... abhi nahi toh kabhi nahi.....
M: Another  issue that's peeving the BJP Voter.... no Corrupt Neta been sent to Jail...like in PC's Air Maxis case permission  to prosecute 4 Babus being withheld... which has led to him getting bail after bail...
G: People keep saying in the home stretch expect fireworks from Modi Government... well days are ebbing away!
M: I hear a 4000/ acre per season support via DBT to Farmers.... over and above the 1 lac interest free Crop loan is in the offing....delay it closer to the Polls as its a lollipop... the real issue ..making Farming profitable is  not possible now.... though Rabi and Kharrif Farmers should  be happy because they are getting what  Swaminathan had formulated...... its the TOP (Tomato, Onion and Potato) Farmers that need a solution...
G: And low Farm holdings are a perennial problem....
M: Durbaris have already started.... who will be next PM....
G: Modi..... but if by a miracle Mahaghatbandhan makes it.... only MMS will be acceptable to other Allies in case there is a Congress PM.... 
M: I note all of a sudden MMS has become active...... just in hope of making it...his health looks better... this is the power of Power...
G: 5 more years of Economist MMS..... on micro and macro levels India ka kabaada....and what if Maya or Akhilesh by fluke make it....

M: Aki.....Indians will be taxed on the basis of tootis in their homes.... and 7 Lok Kalyan Marg will be in shambles when he leaves it..... in case of Maya.... her statues all over India.....grandest birthday  celebrations..... grander scale than Republic Day....

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