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Actors cannot go on for over running around the trees

Will Cong go alone in UP?

If High Command goes by the state leadership's suggestion then the Congress is going to contest Lok Sabha elections in UP alone. It is said that the party has decided candidates on more than 30 seats and process is on to finalize candidates for the rest of the seats. UP has 80 LS seats.

What is the secret of Mukesh Ambani’s success ?

A topic came in for discussion at a cocktail party- what is the secret of success of Mukesh Ambani ? Consensus was he has got brains all around.

Durbaari kisi ke nahi....

Alok Verma retires by month end!
I suppose to his retirement work he'll tend!!

In his absence Michel was brought  back!!!
Mallya bhi Bags karr raha hai pack!!

All of a sudden CBI started delivering!!!
And you know who who were shivering!!!

CBI literally transformed!!!
Very well it  performed!!

Could be a sheer coincidence!
Aok Verma went on leave and work did commence!!

RaGa seems hopeful on Rafalle Verma will move!!
Filing an FIR he'll approve!!

First on what grounds will he do so!!
Against SC's Order he can't go!!

Is CBI above Supreme Court!!!
So what if filing of case RaGa does support!!!

What about CVC's charges against him (Verma)!!
Charges are indeed grim!!

All the SC has said is let Standing Committee decide!!
Despite CVC's Order Kharge will be on Verma's side!!

Because Kharge has asked for time to consult Party!!
So in his decision RaGa will be party!!!!

Ultimately PM, Justice Sekri and CJI will devide!!
With Kharge on Verma's side!

Now during Next Governmemt we will  get to know!

If Verma pens a book and after then Government he does go!!

Or gets a pivotal appointment!!!

A crucial annointment !!

On EWS quota Darbaaris karr rahe hai spin!!
Joblessness on Sarkar they try to pin!!

Joblessness is a bogey created by them!!!
Khaali peeli Sarkaar ko karte hai condemn!!

EPF data is a pointer that jobs are on the rise!!!
What can be done  if they spin the issue via lies!!!

Joblessness prevails in Opposition!!!!
Do some real work is my proposition!!

Many Dabaaris too fallen from their high perches!!
To hit out at Modi issues each one searches!

From high flying Editors now second third  fiddle!!
One runs a Web News Portal Modi ko day night karta hai needle!

They blame Modi for their fall!!!!
They were having  such a ball!!

Fact is they fell because of their misdeeds!!!!
Fates lessons none of them heeds!!

Today they have just one  wish!
Congress returns to power and BJP jo jaye squish!!

And Modi ji they can never be yours!!!
As for their greed you have no cures!!

Waise bhi Darbaari kissi ke nahi hothe!!!

With Modi no chance of money so Modi ke naam pe rothe!

Naidu who will loose AP is the Ghatbandhan Prime Mover!!!
Apne aap ko as Founder he's trying to manoeuvre!!

Arre Naidu Bhai this power funda of yours will flop!!!!
Post election either way like a hot brick aap ko they'll drop!!

RaGa says Modi got a Woman to defend apne aap ko!
With this sexist comment  hits a new low!

Nirmala ji was best person to reply!!
Aggar apna dimaag karta RaGa apply!!

She's the MOD and made RaGa squirm!!
Via this crap out of the corner try karr raha hai to worm!

Confucius says.... As India goes more and more cashless!
Congress is getting more and more  brainless!!

Disclaimer:  Satire in Prose. Not meant to influence, inform, insult or caste any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM and Blogs

VJS