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Six more TMC MPs likely to switch to BJP

According to sources, six more MPs of TMC are said to be ready to switch over to BJP.

Will Verma join Politics?

If sources are to be believed, Alok Verma, former Director, CBI is likely to join politics and could fight the LS election, most likely from Delhi  North-West seat. Sources say, he can join Congress party. But the question is will he join AAP if they offered him LS ticket ?

Majboori ka Doosra naam...

My friend who is a VP in a Bank and an active Political Blogger drops in for gupp-shupp.....over Desi Lattes and Cake Rusks we get chatting....
Friend: So Ramjanambhoomi case delayed further...one of the learned Judge's recused himself...
Me: Common sense ka sawaal.... could he have not done  it after CJI empanelled him... why wait for the day of hearing.....CJI would have replaced him and hearing would be as scheduled..
F: There could  be some legal logic... 
M: RaGa says Modi hiding behind Nirmala ji....what's wrong  with him.... she's the MOD and best qualified to answer.. 
F: Bachchpanaa ...like the paper planes they threw in LS....
M: Despite RaGa's pedigree....his Luytens upbringing  .... his Burberry Jacket... and what not.... but this statement shows from inside he's just like one of the Yadavs...
F: IT has slapped a 100 crore Notice on RaGa and Mummy... what travesty.... he's the same guy who stood in line to change 4000 post Demo..
M: Rafalle controversy has made Japan go slow on Japenese made Amphibious Aircraft for Indian Navy..
F: Navy needs these planes badly.....RaGa's idiocies denting India's Defence preparedness.....
M: Head of States are now wary.....RaGa kuchch bhi boll saktha hai.....
F: Chalo post May 2019 they'll start working on this Sale..... RaGa will then be on the defensive....bottom line is every Leader ko apni izzat pyaari hothi  hai..... RaGa indulges in his lunacies.. and uses CA type Firm ...which ropes in Media in the particular Country  to embarass the Leader..... see what all they did with France!!
M: RaGa is least  bothered about Nation...he's fixated on tripping Modi...
F: And he says Modi doesn't like him...
M: What's there to like in him.....bundle of contradictions......he's okay with SC's verdict on Alok Verma...but  disbelieves SC's Verdict on Rafalle...he's  okay with EC when Congress wins....and questions EC when Congress loses....
F: Bahut bachchkaana hai....
M: Real oddity.... Income of 2.5 lacs  and you are liable to pay Income Tax...Income  of 8 lacs and you come from EWS....
F: Maybe in Interim Budget  Jaitley will correct this anomaly...
M: Father sleeps and son cries.....at the drop of a hat...Kumarswamy cried in front of His Partymen.... said Congress reduced him to a Clerk...
F: Is Monkey's share equal to Clerk's share....
M: After EWS Quota.... next Government to roll out DBT.....compensation  based on land holding.....and.. and... Modi had said initially....let me work for 4 years...in 5th year will go populist...so to say these are election sops is wrong.....
F: Means RaGa and gang will now go hyper on Rafalle....what new will he come  up with...

M: 'I have documents  that show Commissions were paid'......conjure documents.....

M: Majboori ka doosra naam Rahul Gandhi....

We have a good laugh and I see my friend off at the door...

Disclaimer:  Satire in Prose. Not meant to influence, inform, insult or caste any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM and Blogs

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