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When I don't make a decision, it's not that I don't think about it. I think about it and make a decision not to make a decision.

Will Sharad Pawar be a unanimous choice or Man Mohan Singh ?

If observers are to be believed, in case opposition parties alliance is able to form the next govt than Sharad Pawar, a senior and seasoned politician, could be a unanimous choice for the post of PM. Real picture will emerge after results are declared. Another theory in circulation is to elect Man Mohan Singh as PM of the entire opposition to stall Modi as PM.

If Modi becomes PM again, BSP to give outside support ?

Political circles believe that in the event of Modi becoming the PM again, BSP Chief Mayawati is going to give outside support to NDA Government.

PM went on with his political agenda without hindrance

What a brilliant strategy by BJP. It created a mirage of PM as Chowkidar and Congress spent its whole energy hitting the mirage while the PM went on with his political agenda without a hindrance.

Putin is Modi’s source of inspiration!

In the corridors of power in Delhi, people say PM Narendra Modi has learnt a lesson from Russian President Putin - how to remain in power for long time.

Bharat Lal to be key player in Rashtrapati Bhawan ?

In case  NDA falls short of majority in the Lok Sabha, it is heard Additional Secretary in the Rashtrapati Bhawan Bharat Lal will play a  major role in the formation of the new Government. Lal is an IFS officer of Gujarat cadre. He used to be RC in Gujarat Bhawan when Narendra Modi was the CM of Gujarat.

Aandhi

So Mr. Rahul Gandhi,

Dekha kaise hothi hai aandhi!!

Now tighten your belt for rebellions!!

Even from some who your Mum gave medallions!!

Your Yuvraj mindset and childish obstinacy!!

Made you Power Crazy!!

You thought Congis and Indians were servile to you!!

Now you'll face them and us with what mooh!

Yes yes you can keep trying to shift blame!!

Shift to EVMs... EC... Media....Money ...your shame!!

You can fib to Congis...I'm lambi race ka ghoda!!

Yeh election mein 2024 ke liye dauda!!

Indians have become ek dumm shaana!!!

Voter ho gaya hai siyaana!

Cast.... religion now take a back seat!!

Finally voter has found  his/ her feet!!

Maya and Aki will realize this in Uttar Pradesh!!

Loud and clear they'll get the sandesh!!

It's  so bad RaGa can't even go back  to the drawing board!

He's been technically knocked out and floored!!

Now his only hope is to be out of sight and mind!!

Hoping on account of sympathy Voter will turn kind!!

This time hope Modi keeps his flock in check!!

Tells them Sarkar ki image matt karro wreck!!

Keep your  religious  emotions in check ..we are on the job!!

Don't give opportunity to Liberals to start to sob!

Modi also realizes some demands of Hindus cannot be delayed!!

Samajh jao now spade has got to be called a spade!!

Balance out religious emotions!!

Try to prevent religious commotions!!

Being fair to majority!!

Doesn't mean ingnore minority!!

Its very difficult to balance but Modi ji you  can  do it!!

To please Hindus doesn't mean Muslims ka karro hit!!!

Confucius  says... Sorry Modi ji chotta mooh badhi baath!!

Parr yaad rakhna kuch logh humesha hai aap ke saath!!

Disclaimer:  Satire in Prose. Not meant to influence, inform, insult or caste any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM and Blogs

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