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Age has been the perfect fire extinguisher for flaming youth.

If Modi wins, Trump too will win

The buzz around is that if Narendra Modi wins despite after alleged to have spoken a ‘thousand lies’, US President Donald Trump too will win because he is known to have spoken One Thousand and Five hundred lies.

Watch out for Rajya Sabha if NDA gets two thirds majority !

If it is two thirds majority of NDA after Lok Sabha polls and now they also have seats in Rajya Sabha, it could mean very interesting things in this term !

Next Law Minister could be practicing lawyer, if BJP wins ?

If BJP gets majority on its own in the Lok Sabha polls, it is most likely that a non- politician and practicing lawyer will be the next Law Minister.

Bhopal to decide future politics of India !

Much talked about Bhopal election will decide future politics of India. Reason- fight between “Communalism” and “Secularism”. While victory of Digvijay Singh would mean triumph of secularism, if Pragya Thakur wins, it would mean conquest of communalism.

Conflicting reports from West Bengal

How many seats BJP will win in West Bengal ? Though exit polls have given 10 to 16 LS seats to BJP, sources said that in many polling booths in WB a large number of voters were reportedly not allowed to cast their votes even after indelible ink being applied on their fingers. Sources say that in such a situation, BJP may win only 5 seats or else its tally can go up to 16 seats.

Vote nahi mille toh....

My friend who at one time had done an extensive  study on Voting processes all over the World drops in for a Coffee. Over Coffee and Cookies we get chatting.

Friend: This damning the EVM is really shocking ....and it's only going to get shriller...now they say its not hacking but transportation of EVMs that is rankling....

Me: They blame EC for transportation of EVMs in hired vehicles.... their demand is EC should have its own vehicles..

F: Ludicrous.... do they even know the numbers involved....and all Vehicles hired ....records of Vehicles and Drivers are with local EC hirer..... and Vehicles have Notices on all 4 sides... On EC Duty.....if anyone feels a Vehicle is up to EVM hanky- panky one can get Number checked out from EC...

M: Old Vidoes which have been resolved are being recirculated... many are fictitious.... in fact EC has already replied to all complaints...example... they are circulating a pic of a Truck with EVMs stacked in it..... truth is these are  standby  machines in case of a malfunction... of course these machines would go through mandatory  check process if a standby EVM replaces a malfunctioning EVM... and very craftily they've edited the cops standing on gaurd nearby ...

F: When they decry EVMs they need to compare EVMs with Balloting....EVMs have cured a lot of Balloting woes...frauds..

M: Tell them this and they'll say all Developed Nations opt for Balloting...

F: Fools... should realize in those Countires there is no capturing of booths and mass balloting...their population is miniscule to ours....there electoral voting and counting frauds are unheard of.....that's why I say for India compare EVM and Balloting.... had these problems existed in Developed Nations they'd have shifted to EVMs.... though US does use EVMs to a certain extent...

M: Actually all the Parties who have the 'technology for balloting fraud' want EVMs to be binned..

F: There is a fool proof secure process of preparing EVMs for Voting.... transportation.... inspection before voting commences...sealing and storage of machines and most heavily gaurded Storage  Centres have Parties Agents camping outside....and do these naysayers even know the number of EVMs in use during  a General Election...and prior to Voting upto to Storage and then Counting ....Parties Agents  verify their signatures on the EVMs...

M: And a EVM used in a previous  phase cannot be used in the next phase..

F: I know for a fact those in the know in Developed Nations marvel at EC conducting  elections in India...

M: As I see it our Naysayers are more interested in putting up their criticism of EVMs on the Social Media...

F: Now they will .... hold PCs.... then damn EC for not replying though it has.....

then they'll question Courts and President as to why they are being silent spectators...seems they don't want to Petition both...

M: Vote nahi mille toh EVM tedha (crooked)...

We have a good laugh and I see my friend off at the door...

Disclaimer:  Satire in Prose. Not meant to influence, inform, insult or caste any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM and Blogs

VJS