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Anybody can pilot a ship when the sea is calm

Life time ambition of Sharad Pawar ?

There has been life time ambition of Sharad Pawar to become Prime Minister.He has not lost it and expecting a coalition government.

Kaun si jodi pasand hai ?

“Jodi number one” in BJP Narendra Modi and Amit Shah and “Jodi number one” in Congress Rahul Gndhi and Priyanka Gandhi Vadra.Kaun si jodi pasand hai ? It will be know today.

NAMO has won, not BJP

It is said that in this election no BJP candidate has won but only NAMOs candidate have won . A perfect assessment.

This is called politics ?

There was a time when Atal Behari Vajpayee and L K Advani used to visit Andhra Bhawan to meet Chandra Babu Naidu. And today, what a scenario, Chandra Babu Naidu is running from pillar to post to meet leaders.

Chowkidar Pure hai....

My Respected Friend.... retired Senior Bureaucrat...is in Delhi and drops in to meet me. Over Chilled Lassis and spicy Aloo Chaat we get chatting...

Respected Friend:  So the sore losers are crying foul.....

Me: They want India to return to Balloting...like stop using calculators and go in for manual Counting...EVMs are just glorified calculators...

RF: I recall the headlines during  Balloting days...Mass stamping of ballot papers.... Ballot Boxes snatched...Repoll in 526 booths...No Ballots found in Ballot  Boxes...Ballot papers found in garbage dump....Kerosene/Ink/ Water poured into Ballot Boxes....huge number of invalid votes...

M: Why I hear a Bihar Neta has threatened violence on EVMs..

RF: Yesterday Opposition Leaders said they'd walk to EC's Office but later went in Vehicles.... if they are that bent about going back  to basics then why not walk !!

M: Rebellions in Congress have already started...

RF: 5 more years of going powerless rankling Congis... and with RaGa they see no hope ...Senior Congis 'who have Sonia's ear' already warning her of trying times  for Gandhis....'take urgent measures'!!!

M: 2 Congress State Governments in danger of falling...

RF: Congis keep on fibbing RaGa meeting Senior Leaders.... I hear he's depressed...after all he gave it everything  he had....no one can deny this...

M: I think his blatant lying made him very unpopular.. when people know Chowkidar Pure hai they are not going to like it when you call Chowkidar Chor... Modi's  the darling of the  Underprivileged .... one or more of his Schemes has reached them.. Toilets...Gas Cylinders....Electricity.... Mudhra....Health Insurance...6000 annually.... Pensions...they are now emotionally connected to him...

RF: Anil Ambani has withdrawn his Defamation Case.... and before Congis celebrate... in a tacit way he's called RaGa's Rafalle statements as.... campaigning fibs...

M: How accurate are the Exit Polls going to  be ..

RF: Opinion Polls are less accurate.... Exit Polls give the direction and are pretty accurate...

M: Your  estimate...

RF: Modi will be the next PM .....and BJP will have a simple majority.....

M: Congress LOP in LS...

RF: If Regional Parties .... TRS... TMC.... SP-BSP....DMK form a alliance ..... they will choose LOP...

M: Gayee Congress ki bhains poori ki poori paani mein...

Disclaimer:  Satire in Prose. Not meant to influence, inform, insult or caste any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM and Blogs

VJS