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Even a cock crows over his own dunghill.

If five NCP MPs join Cong, Cong could claim as LoP

If NCP with five MPs merges with Congress having 52 MPs, Congress would have 57 MPs and would be able to claim the status of Largest Opposition Party (LoP).

Expatriates want Sushma Swaraj back as External Affairs Minister

Too much anxiety is among the expatriates now on who will be the next Union External Affairs Minister as Sushma Swaraj has not contested Lok Sabha polls. They want Mrs Swaraj to contest for the Rajya Sabha seat and come back as External Affairs Minister.

Army veterans say next Def. Min should not be a civilian

The Army veterans have suggested that the next Defence Minister be chosen only from the three services and not be a civilian if the Government really wants proper restructuring of the services.

Nine Cong CMs lost LS polls this time!!

Nine former Congress CMs have lost in the Lok Sabha polls this time. They are-Sheila Dixit, Bhupendra Singh Hooda, Harish Rawat, Ashok Chavan, Sushil Kumar Shinde, M Veerappa Moily, Nabam Tuki, Mukul Sangma and Digvijay Singh.

Will Ashok Gulati be Agriculture Minister ?

Name of agricultural economist, Ashok Gulati who is a former Chairman of the Commission for Agricultural Costs and Prices (CACP) is doing the round for the post of Agriculture Minister.

One woman to be Minister from Chhattisgarh ?

In all probability, one woman is going to be Minister in the new Modi Cabinet. May be from Bastar or Durg.

What a speech...

In Shimla for a short break...Plains are burning. Meet my Respected Friend... retired Senior Bureaucrat... at a Cafe... over tea and muffins we get chatting....

Me: What a speech Modi delivered to NDA MPs.... 'those who voted for us and those we want should vote for us'... very positively he didn't say...those who did not vote for us...serve all was his advice...

Respected Friend:  And what sound advise to new MPs! Advani is so emotionless.... I know on fact.... had he wanted he could have reigned in Shatrughan.... Yashwant Sinha and Shourie... but he did not!!

Me: Now what!!!

RF: Develop Talent.....make young lot Junior Ministers....Agri.... Manufacturing and Infra thrusts.....make it clear to NDA CMs Social Harmony should be given priority and any flouting should be dealt swiftly and effectively!! I hear this time Modi's going to take up Drinking Water woes on a war footing..

M: I hear at the CWC meet RaGa was very upset with PC...Gehlot and Kamalnath for forcing him to give their sons tickets...and for not taking up Chowkidar Chor on a war footing as they were busy campaigning for their sons ...

M: But in the election all RaGa's charges against Modi were summarily rejected....Rafalle... Demo ... Jobs....GST..  joke doing the rounds is last time BJP got 282 and this time 303 because GST was added to 282 this time..

RF: Imagine 9 former Congress CMs lost.....and by the way... PC... Gehlot and Kamalnath must be thinking.... if we forced him to give our sons tickets ...what about  his Mom.... who is forcing us to keep supporting a Loser..and his he forced us to accept  his 2 Tickets ...

M: Scindia has lost... so who will sit next to RaGa in Lok Sabha... who will RaGa wink at..

RF: Venugopal.... Tharoor..... when in 1984 Lok Sabha election  only 2 from BJP won ....Rajiv had joked ..hum doh humaare doh.... now the shoe is on the other foot... should BJP say....Ali Baba and 52 Chor... 40 plus GST.... with due apologies to Congress MPs....

M: One Journo who is rabidly anti Modi and totally sold to Congis  said... RaGa can be PM of South India!!

RF: Trying to say BJP has no presence down South... wrong... BJP 28.... Congress 27..... DMK 23...YSRCP 22 and TRS 9...

M: Now what!!!

RF: Same-o- Same-o.... Congress has not accepted it's drubbing... St. Antony in a PC said ....the result cannot be called disastrous for Congress....

M: Nefarious Forces will again try to whip up social disharmony..Congress friendly Media will do stings on New NDA MPs and Ministers...won't let Parliament function...and RaGa will spout his Love Guru dialogues!!!

RF: Cherry on the Cake is AAPs drubbing...Mr. Excuse now can't blame EVMs..I think  he'll do a drama of AAPs growing  popularity and expand AAP's 'so said presence' to other States....spread the net for more funds...

M: Someone should tell him in Lok Sabha Veteran  Cinestar Dharmendra has more MPs than AAP.....

We have a good laugh ...pay the tab and move out on to the Mall..

Disclaimer:  Satire in Prose. Not meant to influence, inform, insult or caste any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM and Blogs

VJS