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JDU likely to get Railway

According to sources, JDU is likely to get Railway Ministry in Modi govt. Till then wait and watch

Is this the reason behind defeat of Manoj Sinha ?

Buzz is that in the NDA govt deterioration in the financial health of BSNL and MTNL has cost Manoj Sinha, MoS, Communication, heavily. It is said that the Party and the  Organisation (RSS) were reportedly not happy the way the Ministry was handled and these two PSUs came under heavy loss. It is also said that RSS did not help the minister during campaign.

Team FinMin – present one or future one ?

The team of Union Finance Ministry comprising Finance Secretary Subhash Chandra Garg, Revenue Secretary Ajay Bhushan Pandey, Expenditure Secretary Girish Murmu, CBIC Chairman Pranab Das, DIPAM Secretary Atanu Chakraborty, CBDT Chairman P C Mody, Director (ED) Sanjay Kumar Mishra and Special Director (ED) Semmanchal Dash met the Union Finance Minister Arun Jaitely at his residence after the election results. Will this team continue ?.

Will Vasundhra be included in Modi cabinet ?

Rumours are rife that Vasundhra Raje Scindia will be included in the new Modi cabinet. According to sources, if she is included she might be given MEA.

Who will be appointed Protem Speaker  ?

The President is likely to appoint either Menaka Gandhi or Santosh Gangwar as Protem Speaker for 17th Lok Sabha.

Pak PM warns of ‘regional instability’ in oil prices if  US attacks Iran

Pakistan Prime Minister Imran Khan is talking about  ‘regional instability’ in South Asia if US attacks Iran. He was referring to oil prices.

Handcock likely to be new UK, PM

Matt Handcock is likely to be new Prime Minister of UK. A report says that he is ahead in the race for the PM.

Now five day working in Sikkim

Newly-appointed Sikkim Chief Minister P S Golay has announced a five-day working week for state government employees.

Will Shashi Tharoor be new Mallikarjun Khadge ?

In the new Lok Sabha Shashi Tharoor may be Mallikarjun Khadge of the Congress Party. One can wait and watch.

Resignation dramas

I'm still in Shimla and today I  meet my Respected Friend... retired Senior Bureaucrat..... at Baljees on the Mall. Over piping hot Idly Sambars and Cold Coffees we get chatting.

Respected Friend: An Overseas Newspaper which seems to have been hurt by the shutting down of Conversion NGOs in India has continued with it's  anti BJP Articles....this time... Article captioned... India's Dangerous Landslide...

Me: Yes Sir I read it.... it seemed as if a worried Member of the Vatican has ghost-penned the article....the worry is Hinduism will become aggressive...

RF: Fools ... Hinduism is one of the most docile religions.....  Hinduism doesn't believe in Converting.... stopping Forced and Enticed corruption of Hindus is correct!!

M: Church mindset is ...its our way our highway!!

RF: And today  I read an article by a self appointed Butler of RaGa... caption... RaGa smell the Coffee.... gist of article... RaGa should sack those who are in his  Office...

M: In the meantime RaGa has locked himself at home .....presumably he's  adamant on resigning...  Congress Leaders have reached his Home to placate him from resigning....cut... to the real scene.... RaGa is playing a game on his Mobile in his bedroom and Congress Leaders seated in the Living Room enjoying Tea and Piddi Biscuits and chatting...end of Drama.....RaGa will not resign....he'll be given powers to overhaul Party....but as Party President didn't he already have these powers.....Moral of story...If people get befooled fool them...

RF: Majority of Indians are not fooled by such dramas....returning to the article that those in his Office are fired .... if a car's engine has gone kaput beyond repair ....is it of any use if you change the tyres... steering... brakes....horn... accessories.... no use... only solution is replace Engine...

M: Chalo Sir inn ka drama tho chalta rahe ga....Sir what do you think will be in Modi's first 100 day pledges..

RF: Drinking Water..... take Swachch Bharat a step higher.... fight corruption...Farmers and Manufacturing...

M: All losing Party Leaders have offered to resign... only Leader who has not... AAP' s Kejri...

RF: He's worried if he resigns maybe his resignation will be accepted...

We have a good laugh... pay the tab and move out..

Disclaimer:  Satire in Prose. Not meant to influence, inform, insult or caste any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purpose only. With inputs from MSM, SM and Blogs

VJS