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Beware of the naked man who offers you his shirt.

Political blunder of Sonia Gandhi and Rahul Gandhi !

Had Sonia Gandhi supported Arjun Singh for PM’s chair and Rahul Gandhi promoted Digvijay Singh, the BJP would not have risen so fast in the country. Those who know Arjun Singh and Digvijay Singh from close quarters will vouch for this theory. Arjun Singh had divided BJP in MP by creating rivalry between V K Sakhlecha and Sunder Lal Patwa. PM Modi doesn’t like Digvijay Singh who had coined word  “Feku” for him.

One more IAS elected MP

Brijendra Singh, ex - IAS officer of 1998 batch Haryana cadre, has been elected as an MP from Hisar in Haryana.

One IAS & One IFS lost

 K J Alphonse, retd IAS and Hardeep Singh Puri, retd IFS officer, have lost the LS elections from Kochi and Amritsar respectively.

Kailash Vijayvargiya to be MP BJP President ?

Latest information says that powerful BJP General Secretary Kailash Vijayvargiya is going to succeed  Madhya Pradesh BJP Chief Rakesh Singh who may  be inducted into the new Modi cabinet. Vijayvargiya  will be groomed for the Chief Ministership of the state.

Defection in West Bengal in seven phases

According to sources, TMC leaders in large numbers are ready to say bye bye to TMC. It will be a seven phase show when these leaders will join BJP.

Look- who is coming to attend PM's swearing in ceremony ! (UPDATED)

Apart from VIPs and Foreign dignitaries some unknown people are likely to attend PM's swearing in ceremony this time. It is said that kins of those party workers, who were reportedly killed in recent election violence in WB. Now big question is whether Mamta Banerjee will attend the ceremony in such a scenario? 

Prez House  media list –to attend swearling in ceremony ? (UPDATED)

According to sources President House has prepared a list of Press Correspondents to cover the swearing -in ceremony on May 30. It is said that the list contains 125+ names. Passes are being given to those whose name figures in the list. Reason is said to  be big numbers of VIPs and other invitees.

Imaginary Interview with Sam Pitroda

I'm in a Coffee Shop that is a stone's throw distance from Times Square, New  York. Seated at a nearby Table is a very familiar Gentleman...white hair and black french beard....it's  Sam Pitroda and I muster courage and approach him.

Me: Hullo Sam.... I'm VJS... mind if I join you..

Sam: If you must...

Me: Surprised to see you here.. there in Delhi 'your student cum Boss ' has rebelled....

Sam: He has his issues...like he's sick of Congis going over his head to his Mother and now there's a new Power Centre...his Sis..he takes decisions only to retract after Mummy or Behna intervene..and I think he wants to be LOP rather than President....

Me: He'd prefer being the de-facto President... but shouldn't you be there..

Sam: Felt the Kitchen was getting too crowded..

Me: A relative of Vadra has penned an article that RaGa should get rid of his Kitchen Cabinet...he's indirectly criticized you too....

Sam: So I've already stepped out....

Me: Always wondered... who gave RaGa the connect MRIs theory... did he get it from some Sci-fi movie..

Sam: Don't even think it was me..but he thinks on a very high level.....

Me: Or could be some other High Thinking Member of his Kitchen Cabinet... why did RaGa refuse Alliances...

Sam: He wanted Congress to walk on it's own..

Me: After an accident one uses crutches to walk...then one crutch ...then walking-stick and then walks without any supports...

Sam: I think he found Bhenji too foxy.... Aki too over pally...Kejri too opportunistic...frankly...

Me: He overbaked the Rafalle issue...didn't he???

Sam: The feedback he got was Chowkidar Chor was becoming a rage...

Me: Who gave him the feedback.... his Kitchen Cabinet... getting a few Congis at Rallies to shout Chor hai to his Chowkidar must have sounded ....its a rage to him....now the issue has boomeranged on him.. there's a growing demand.... why did he want Rafalle Deal cancelled...or was it all to pressurize Dassault 'to follow old SOP' if Congress came  to power...

Sam: Not privy to this...

Me: How can it be... you were  with him all the time...

Sam: I have  a technocrat mindset not a wheeler-dealer mindset to fathom such motives..

Me: Frankly...do you personally think RaGa's fit to be PM...

Sam: Give him another 5 -10 years in Opposition and he will be...5 minimum...

Me: He has 0 Admin experience.... imagine  with POTUS if he were to put up another Join MRI theory...

Sam: PMs are well appraised before any such meeting as to what PM should talk..

Me: That's the marvel of Modi...within the parmeters he adds so much... just because 24x7 his eyes are on the ball.... his experience of rising from 0...he truly is a Visionary...

Sam: RaGa's a fast learner...

Me: Well he's been in Power for 10 years... 5 years in Opposition and shows he hasn't learnt anything...more interested in his overseas jaunts...and Lording on Congress....and I've heard of his obstinacy and tantrums..

Sam: Jo hooa so hooa... now at least for my Friend Rajiv's sake RaGa will get firmly into the saddle ( knocks on the table...touch wood gesture)!!

Me: And  I can bet he will just horse around.... thanks... the coffees are on me..... pleasure talking to you...

I move out of the Cafe....

Disclaimer:  Satire in Prose. Not meant to influence, inform, insult or caste any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM and Blogs

VJS