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Will divorcees re-unite in Bihar ?

Rumours are rife that JDU and RJD may re-unite in Bihar. In politics, everything is possible.

Permission pending for last one year 

Delhi Police is waiting for a nod from the Govt to file a charge sheet against an ex-minister of AAP govt. 

Law Ministry will not be a post office: Ravi Shankar Prasad

Law Ministry will not be a Post Office, said Law Minister Ravi Shankar Prasad on Collegium appointments. A subtle message to Collegium.

President’s rule to be extended in J & K (UPDATED)

President’s Rule is being extended in J & K  for another six months. President’s Rule was imposed for six months in the State on January 3 .

Musical Blame Chairs

Conversation with a Delhi politically savvy Lady.....

Lady: Kejri seems to be doing a Congress 72000 type stunt in Delhi to woo Women Voters...

Me: Yes looks like a knee jerk reaction to AAP's humiliating loss in Delhi...

L: This step will lead to a huge rise in women using Metro  Trains... there  are just limited Female Reserved Compartments.... so spill over into General compartments....

M: Women are safe in Metro Trains because  of the seclusion...now perverts will have a field day in Metros...

L: 90% of Pickpockets on Metro Trains and Stations are Females...now no ticket expenses.... free mein kaam.....It's  going to cause a loss of 1200 crores to DMRC and DTC....problem with Kejri is in his populism he forgets to balance the books.... very much like RaGa's 72000 fib...

so Bhua has broken ties with Babooa..

M: And Modi had predicted this during electioneering....he cited this Rahim couplet: 'Kahu rahim kaise nibhai, ber ker ko sang, Ve dolat ras aapne, unke faatat ang'. And had

then said, "ye ber ker aaj toh saath hai, par May 23 ke baad ek doosre ke kapde faad dege"...

F: Seems Haathi could not bear the weight of the cycle...

M: Blame musical chairs on in MP and Rajasthan

Congress....Ghelot blames Pilot for his son's loss...Diggy blaming Scindia for

his defeat....Scindia blames Kamalnath for his own defeat...

L: Wait for a few months... they will all blame

RaGa for their defeats....

M: I hear Modi's going to make drinking water his

topmost priority.... UAE water supply comes from Desalination Pants.... why

can't India have such plants in stratetegic locations on the Coastline...

L: Israel has already offered India its

expertise... Netanyahu had offered Modi a glass of desalinated water during

Modi's trip to Israel...when they visited a Desalination Plant there... all the

fake news factories that churned out anti Modi news have shut down now...

M: Yes.... I think the last fake news these

Factories had churned was Doval is being removed from NSA post and being made a

MOS...

L: Liars.... not only has he been given a

extension but has been given Cabinet Rank status...

M: With RaGa going into his shell the Fake News

Factories must be feeling like 'orphans'..... if and when RaGa starts his lying

these Fake News factories will be back in business...

L: Yes.... RaGa lies.... Congress spends money on

these Fake News Factories to spread RaGa's lies... RaGa's think tank gives him

the fake news content and are splurged upon by Congress CMs...RaGa gets his

camera glare and the rest make money...

M: Yes they all benefit from RaGa's MidAss touch

(with due apologies to a story character ...King Midas) ...

We have a good laugh and pay our tabs and move out.

Disclaimer:  Satire . Not meant to influence, inform, insult or caste any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM and Blogs

VJS