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“Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see a shadow.”

Now HMO be a powerful office on the pattern of PMO ?

After Amit Shah taking over as Home Minister, according to experts, Home Minister's Office(HMO)  is likely to be a powerful office. First indication in this direction is the appointment of a JS in HMO. One should not be surprised if some more senior officers are posted.

BJP to replace TDP in Andhra Pradesh?

Just like BJP replaced CPM and Congress in Bengal or Congress and TMC in Tripura.. they will soon replace TDP in Andhra Pradesh. Modi/Shah (help from Jagan) will completely end political career of Chandrababu Naidu.Most of TDP members will join BJP. Massive PR exercise will wipe off any wrong feeling of Andhraites towards BJP.

Portfolio allocation to Dr S Jaishankar & Hardeep S. Puri means a lot

Whisper in Delhi is that important portfolio allocation to Dr S Jaishankar and Hardeep Singh  Puri, the former Indian diplomats in US  shows that INDIA and United States –the two largest democracies will take care of each other’s  interest and under Prime Minister Narendra Modi , India will be  playing  a major role in world affairs.

Corporate World is surprised !

The Corporate World in the country is surprised over the selection of Nirmla Sitharaman as Finance. She is a person who  is considered not close to any business lobby. Earlier the name of Piyush Goyal was in circulation.

Modi to meet Secretaries today

PM Narendra Modi is meeting all the Secretaries of the Government of India this evening to set agenda  of his Government.

 Love Charger

Meet my Respected Friend at Baljees on the Mall in Shimla... over piping hot Indlis dipped in Sambar and Cold Coffees we get chatting...

Me: What is ICC's problem with the Balidaan insignia on Dhoni's Gloves!!

Respected Friend:  As long as the Insignia is not a banned one... is not of a banned Body....if the gloves are sponsored ...as long as the Sponsor does not have a problem... who is ICC!

M: They allow Pakis to perform Namaz on the field... Brit players sport the Poppy ....which is proudly worn by those who donate for a cause in the UK...

RF: Maybe Pakis have represented to ICC... how can we play against 11 players and an entire Regiment... its unfair..

M: So as expected Didi will not attend NITI meeting in Delhi....

RF: Politics ke liye she compromises the intetests of Bengal...violence still on...

M: All this will stop after TMC is voted out ...she and Kejri have blocked even Modicare!

RF: Kejri says AAP's Health Care is better because it does not differentiate between rich and poor.... if only he compared the objective...the reach of Modicare ....the Budget....

M: Nations provide Health Care to provide free or highly  subsidized Health Care to the poor... the Rich use Insurance or pay for it themselves. Kejri's objective is Votes... so he's subsidizing rich and poor...it's a Scheme that will peter out sooner than later...when the objective is votes this is bound to happen!! Our Nation's Love Charger is at it again...

RF: He says Modi spreads poison and won the election by lying....actually India rejected Love Charger RaGa's lies.... but uss ko koun samjhaaye...does he realize the contempt he shows for Indian Voters...

M: His love talk is now getting boring....he needs to move on..

RF: Next.... I think he'll say.. Modi's workaholic nature is spoiling India... copying him Indians are simply not enjoying themselves... Congress lao enjoyment paao....hussna bhool gaya India..

M: Sir abh toh Indians look towards RaGa for laughter....in fact post election Indians  were worried seeing RaGa's forlorn look!!

RF: But  seems he's getting back into his act...

M: We are a lucky Nation ... we have Modi who epitomizes selflessness and work....we have RaGa to make us laugh......two journeys.... emmulate one and you could  rise from Poverty to lead India... emmulate the other and even if you were  born a Prince you'd end up as a Joker...

We pay the tab and move out...

Disclaimer:  Satire . Not meant to influence, inform, insult or caste any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM and Blogs

VJS

DEBATE

Who, minus, Rahul Gandhi can revive the Congress party ?

After the Congress's second consecutive devastating defeat in the Lok Sabha, the crisis within the party shows no signs of easing with Rahul Gandhi himself appearing adamant on resigning as president of the party. In such a case, the question that arises is - Who, other than Rahul Gandhi, can revive the grand old party ?

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