POLITICS

This is History (1049)

In every day, there are 1,440 minutes. That means we have 1,440 daily opportunities to make a positive impact.”

Unfinished task of Sardar Vallabhbhai Patel will be completed !

The unfinished task of Sardar Vallabhbhai Patel will now be completed by Modi-Amit Shah combination. It is not without reason that Amit Shah has been made the Home Minister.

There is no room number in five star hotel in Modi Government !

In the UPA Government key appointments were reportedly  made from a room in a five star hotel in New Delhi. Now bigwigs are running from pillar to post to  get a clue of the person  and the place where the money bag is to be given to get plum posting.In Modi Government it has vanished.

12 out of 27 Muslims in LS come from WB & UP

12 out of 27 Muslim MPs come from West Bengal and Uttar Pradesh (7). Guess what - there are 12 constituencies where Muslim population is about or more than 40%. Similarly from Bihar, Katihar and Kishanganj have sent two Muslim MPs each.

Kashmir to remain bone of contention

There is little hope that Kashmir problem would be solved anytime in near future because of the vested interests – not one but many and everyone wants the issue to linger on.

Number One

Priyanka is following Chacha Sanjay's 'Gestapo'!!

After those flouting Orders she says she will go!!

Said... those not giving  100% will be identified!

And will be asked why Orders they defied!!

Sanjay too targetted those not giving Party their 100%!!

Into 'khuda line' they were sent!!

But Priyanka ji your own bro doesn't give 100%!!

Into the Stats Wing of Party he should be sent!!

Report to Jairam Ramesh and do field  work!!

And be told will be demoted further if here he does shirk!

Maybe demoted  to saaf safai at Congress HQ!

Aur then if he  shirks toh ho jaye ga DQ (disqualified)!!

But jokes apart now it's confirmed RaGa's back in the saddle!

In the top job he's firmly again astradle!!

Surjewalla says.. RaGa was.. is and will remain Number 1!

Was even a sham search for his replacement done!

Congress will say it did a search!!

No one even came to volunteer for Top Perch!!

Aslam Sher did ramble vaguely he's prepared for the Top Job!

But as per Congress's evaluation he got a big Blob (0)!

So RaGa has his Perch again!!

For life President he will remain!

Congress's life and his life!

And if he gets married after him his Son or his Wife!

Modi ji the ease of doing Business you started!!

Now slowly 'ease' is being parted!

Everyday some New Form is introduced!!

And ease factor reduced!!

Via these Forms the ease quotient reduces!

Sabotage is on is what one deduces!!

Some Babus want Congress back!!

PM knows quite a few but unn ko you refuses to sack!!

For them 'paapi pett ka hai sawaal'!!

Modi ji you   have stopped them from making maal!!

They say Nirav types get a regular info inflow!!

Via 'fake' Email accounts to them info does flow!

No wonders Absconders are a step ahead!!

In fact even get advice from 'Leakers' it's said!

Now a plea has been filed in Court!!

Order Polls again with Ballots as per a report!!

Will Court admit this frivolous plea or throw it out!!

Via a stringent Order these cry-babies need to be sorted out!

Elections have been done and dusted!

Via 100% match of 5 random  EVMs and VVPATs lies have been busted!!

Pawar lied his vote went to BJP and now changed track!

Now via a new ploy EVMs he does attack!

Made some vague charge about counting!!

To sheer idiocy its amounting!

In the meantime his trusted Leiutanant has given ED excuse!

Can't appear..... I have commitments is his ruse!!

Confucius says...have some stocked up on excuses to last 5 years!

Or finality nears in some cases causing some fears!!

Disclaimer:  Satire . Not meant to influence, inform, insult or caste any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM and Blogs

VJS

DEBATE

Who, minus, Rahul Gandhi can revive the Congress party ?

After the Congress's second consecutive devastating defeat in the Lok Sabha, the crisis within the party shows no signs of easing with Rahul Gandhi himself appearing adamant on resigning as president of the party. In such a case, the question that arises is - Who, other than Rahul Gandhi, can revive the grand old party ?

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