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“And in the end it is not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years.

Announcement of new Speaker before 9 am on Tuesday !

Announcement of new Speaker of the Lok Sabha will be made either late tonight or before 9 AM on Tuesday.

Will P P Chaudhary be new Speaker of Lok Sabha ?

Name of P P Chaudhary is doing the round for the post of Speaker Lok Sabha. He is BJP MP from Rajasthan.

Intelligence agencies to be more active !

Now Amit Shah is the Home Minister and the intelligence agencies will have to be more active because of his appetite for information and intelligence.

Kiran Bedi to be Guv for Telangana ?

One of the names that is doing the rounds for the Governorship in Telangana is that of Puducherry Lt Governor Kiran Bedi.

Imaginary Interview with RaGa....

By the wonder of imagination I interview RaGa in London.

Me: You've got Congis worried....why are you refusing to meet them... you are not even meeting your Kitchen Cabinet...those who are still with you!! I hear 2 of your Kitchen Cabinet have gone AWOL after submitting hefty Bills...

RaGa: Pack of jokers.... all misled me!!

M: But you say you  are a Leader .... you undertook so many Rallies.... Road Shows... you should  have been able to gauge the mood...any Neta worth his salt would have... chalo had the results been close you could have been given benefit of doubt...  but such a wipeout...and you didn't  have an inkling....and I'm sure you also  had inputs from Darbaari Media on the Exit Polls after every Phase....

R: Frankly with Security Cover it's difficult to get a feel of the pulse....as for Exit Polls....they must have given  the info to my ....as you call them... Kitchen Cabinet....

M: Baloney.... Modi has a securer Security Cover but he was able to gauge the wave....maybe your Kitchen Cabinet anesthetized your sense of perception... like the guy who was your most trusted aide and ran your election Office and Shakti App and who presented you with a Bill of 24 crores ..... now is AWOL.....he misled you that Congress would get 164 - 190 seats..

R: In my position you have to rely on your trusted Aides.....

M: Modi too has Aides but he controls them... they don't control him... and it's said based on this Aide's estimates you even contacted  committed and prospective Allies... hear you even offered Stalin Defence in your Cabinet.... and Aki a bhaari bharkam Portfolio.... though it's said Aki was amused by your confidence...

R: Post the inputs that was a logical step..

M: And you got Draft Letters from 2 Legal Eagles requesting President to give you a chance to prove your majority .... wonder what their warped logic was...'President should give preference to a Younger Leader'...'President should give preference to a Party that has been in power longer'!!

R: Even my CMs misled me... Kamalnath and Ghelot gave me grossly wrong seat estimates...

M: And I hear Didi and Jeeja ji turned down your advice that Didi should stand from Amethi... it's being  said she and hubby did not want her Political Career to start with a loss....though now her Political Career is over before it even started... but just see the guys you trusted..a Vela US Technocrat was penning your speeches...a over the hill actress ran your Media Cell...your Election Office was run by a ex Investment Banker cum Political Economist....

optimism and convenient analysis were in his DNA...a Dynast Media Strategist ...

on one side you say Congress has no money and on the other hand 2 of your Close Aides have submitted Bills for 24 crores and 8 crores... and both have gone AWOL....maybe their Billing is factual... and they feel why 'pressurize you at this stage'!!

R: But my quandary now is what should I do.... I've come here to ponder on this.. I need reliable Advisors... I have to start working on 2024 now...

M: Get some Overseas HR Company to do a Global Search for Advisors... the selected lot  should man your Outer Circle..... Inner Circle.... here lies the problem...all the current Congis are like 'challe kartooj' ! If you take my advice...your Inner Circle.....a Super Computer....your Outer Circle should feed data and analysis in objective format  into the Super Computer... they can rely on Congis for data...and then let the Super Computer with innovative Software tailor made to advice you do the needful...

RaGa: (sarcastically) Any other wisecrack...

M: A lie Detector for your Outer Circle and a few for your Data Collectors...one outside your Office.... and a portable one to go around with you....and don't ever expose  yourself to one of these lie detectors....self goal ho jaye ga!!

RaGa walks off in a huff.

Disclaimer:  Satire . Not meant to influence, inform, insult or caste any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM and Blogs

VJS