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This is History (1053)

“I am a slow walker, but I never walk back.”

Lutyen's Group disappears in Delhi

In this Modi Government, Lutyen's Group seems to have gone in the background. So far Arun Jaitley was considered to be representative of the Lutyens.

Nadda is convent-educated politician

The newly appointed Working President of the BJP J P Nadda is a convent-educated politician and his wife, Dr Mallika Nadda, is a professor at the Himachal Pradesh University.

Will Kerala BJP leader Kummanam Rajasekharan be repeated as Guv ?

Whether Kerala BJP leader Kummanam Rajasekharan - who quit governorship to contest the Lok Sabha election but lost - will get another shot in Raj Bhavan is also to be seen, as the BJP may want him to fight a Kerala Assembly by-poll.

Amit Shah’s first Session in Lok Sabha

The budget Session will be Amit Shah’s first as a member of the Lok Sabha. Previously he has been a member of the Upper House of the parliament. Shah has been elected to the Lok Sabha after he won the election from Gandhinagar in Gujarat.

Old vs New fight

RaGa's newly self appointed Chamcha says!!

Because of his Chamchas RaGa's seen bad days!

Says RaGa's educated... well travelled and well read!

What we needed to hear is capable instead!

RaGa's Education is under a cloud!

They say what he likes to read is read to him aloud!!

Yes he's well travelled but so are so many 'rich and spoilt'!

In his sweat and blood his wealth is not 'soiled'!

Arre Chamcha ji tell us his qualifications to lead us!

I forgot on his lineage Chamchaji also does fuss!

They say a war is on between Oldies and RaGa's gang!

Ek doosre pe blame for loss they want to hang!!

Those close to Gandhis are a worried lot!!

Check with each other all the time 'axe who has got'!!

Gandhis are now in blaming mode!!

On her Secretary yesterday Priyanka did explode!

How does one blame a Secretary for one's flop show!

This is something Bollywood lot would love to know!

'Mr. Secretary your advice was wrong'!!

'Sari choice was wrong and hair-do made my face look long'!

Even at a simple Swearing In RaGa bungled!

His confidence drama crumbled!!

Didn't follow protocol after being sworn in!!

Instead walked to his seat with a stupid grin!

He was supposed to sign Register!!

Congis say as he came late seems Protocol didn't register!

After signing was supposed to shake Speaker's hand!!

For a 4 time MP in this what's so difficult to understand!

Chalo for BJP he's got off to an 'auspicious' start!!

Truly to make all laugh he's blessed with an art!!

103 kids dying in Bihar is tragic but seems life there is cheap!!

Seems into Nitish's brain tragedy's not been able to seep!

Bihar Health Minister in camera glare!!

Was concerned in cricket kaise karr raha hai India fare!

Hospitals woefully ill equipped and under staffed!!

Had Administration reacted fast deaths would have halved!

Alarm bells should have gone off on initial deaths!!

Timely steps could have stopped snatching of so many breaths!

See how Yogi has tackled this disease in his State!!

For it to start its dance of death he did not wait!!

Nitish Babu stung by lesser berths was busy politicking !!!

Possible 'friends' he's busy picking!!

Went even to meet Pranab Da.... why!!!

Gup-shup over Chai!!

On News of first deaths he should have stayed put!!

In fact out of Bihar not set a foot!!

They say after Pak loss in World Cup!

Overfloweth Pak's woe waala cup!!

Im the Dim is livid at Pak's yawning Captain!!

His yawns in fact  giving Pakis immense pain!

Pak Team they say was eating Pizzas late into the night!!

The night before 'the big fight'!!

It's being said Pak Captain pocketed toss coin or sikka!

No no with it he's not going to gorge on Mutton Tikka!

He will take it back and give it to Im the Dim!

Contribution to improve Pak Economy which is presently  grim!

Confucius says... Amit Bhai aap ka tweet was bang on!

At Old Trafford on Pak another Surgical Strike was done!!

Disclaimer:  Satire in prose . Not meant to influence, inform, insult or caste any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM and Blogs

VJS

DEBATE

Is India inching towards Presidential form of Government ?

Whispersinthecorridors has this indication from top bureaucratic circles that there is an apprehension of Presidential form of Government in the country. The logic behind such a thinking is – introduction of lateral entry System in bureaucracy (American system), appointment of IAS, IFS and Army officers as Ministers, selection of top brains in different sectors, portfolio allocation to Dr. S Jaishankar and Hardeep Puri, plan to import a third of Deputy Secretaries from private sector, efforts to have ‘one nation, one election’, strong PMO and last but not the least appointment of Amit Shah as Home Minister.

Grapevine has it that once the BJP gets majority in Rajya Sabha next year, Presidential form of Government will become a reality but will it be viable ?

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