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I always entertain great hopes.

Now admirers of Amit Shah are seen !

In a get-together several admirers of Home Minister Amit Shah were seen. They were of the view that Shah is the best planner and he doesn’t take credit even after the success. He quietly works to achieve the target.

How Congress Party can revive ?

Some top leaders at a dinner in Delhi discussed about the revival of the Congress Party. One top leader smilingly said “It can be revived. Give me three to five crores per day and see the result after one year”. And the dinner concluded with a smile.

Governors to be new faces ?

Surprises, thy name is Modi Government. There are going to be one dozen vacancies of the Governor in the country by December end .And barring one or two there will all be new faces as Governor.

Corruption-Yogi to follow footsteps of Modi !

Like Narendra Modi, UP CM Aditya Nath Yogi is honest to the core. Following the footsteps of Modi UP CM has planned to compulsorily retire about half a dozen IPS officers reportedly involved in corruption.

No lessons learnt

Still in Shimla and today again I meet my Respected Friend .... Retired Senior Bureaucrat....

Respected Friend: Gulam Nabhi Azad sure picked a wrong day to remember Old India... on 25th June 1975 Indhra had put India under an Emergency.....Old India's example...

Me: He said in RS...forget  New India give us Old India...

RF: He wants the old corrupt... Nepotism riddled....Riots and Genocide cursed India...

M: Congis want the old Gandhi Family Servile India...abh toh this will remain an unfullfilled wish..

RF: Congress's Ranjan Chowdhury in order to please Sonia equated  Modi to a ganddi naali... though later he tried to wiggle out of the controversy he created...said his knowledge of Hindi is limited.... by the way even his Boss's Hindi seems to be limited... they say RaGa was googling for meanings of difficult Hindi words President Kovind used in his speech in the Presidential Address....both lame excuses...because Chowdhury said it to insult.... and RaGa was busy checking his Email and Twitter responses  on his Mobile...

M: Modi's borne worse....and Chowdhury also said Modi's a good Salesman and was able to sell BJP to the Voters...

RF: Chalo first time Modi used his selling powers but second time it's  the Voters who chose him for 'his Product'!!! RaGa tried his Salesmanship and tried selling  lies...result is for you to see!!

M: Those still loyal to RaGa will say.. Marketing Team misinformed RaGa of  'Product Congress'!

RF: BJP's already off the block for upcoming State elections and even 2014....whereas Congress running about like a headless chicken..

M: I hear majority of Congis want Sonia to take command..hear even Daughter and Son in Law egging her on...

RF: RaGa's Gang that nowadays talks of a Plebiscite on EVMs... needs to do an internal Plebiscite.....who should lead Congress ... RaGa or SoGa... will end up like the guy who stood for elections.... and got just 6 Votes... his Family strength 9....RaGa won't  even get 100% votes of his own Kitchen Cabinet...he'd get about 6/10 Votes....and Family Votes just 1/4 Family Vote....after all Mummy is Mummy ..

M: Sir Government needs to think out of the box to save Water...

RF: Just thinking of it this morning... just see the quantum of water wasted as Cars are hosed clean every morning... why not Order.. Washing of Cars only on alternate days... and no hosing.. use buckets...

M: Plug Leaking pipes..... water harvesting...start with Urban India...how about watering of lawns by Tertiary Water (semi treated sewage water)!!

RF. If Government Orders these measures.... trust CMs like Kejri to say in their States no such measures....populism!! In fact they'd even reduce Water Tarrif....slogan.... Water Freedom!!

M: And please fix Water limits for VIP Official Accomodations!!

RF: VIP Accommodations .... reminds me... when Tejaswani was Deputy CM...  his Official Residence had ... 44 Air Conditioners..35 Leather Sofas....464 fancy LED Lights... 108 Fans... even a Billiards table...

M: Must be a Yadav Genetic disorder... Akhilesh too splurged on his Official Residence...

RF: Coming back to Congress..... just yesterday at the  Lit Fest a 'Congi at heart old Colleague' met me...I asked him.... why doesn't Congress learn a lesson and stop these personal attacks....his response...what lesson to learn... we can't be in a worse situation....

We have a good laugh and proceed to grab a bite...

Disclaimer:  Satire . Not meant to influence, inform, insult or caste any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM and Blogs

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