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Business today consists in persuading crowds.

Who knows surprises of PM ?

PM Narendra Modi is known for surprises. Now everybody is curious to known who in the PMO knows about the surprises given by the PM ?

What is the difference between Congress and BJP Government ?

There was a discussion –what is the difference between Congress and BJP in the states ? People said in the BJP Governments bureaucracy is powerful while in Congress Governments Ministers have a say.

Who will lead revolt against Modi-Shah duo in BJP ?

Privately all the top BJP leaders are not happy with the dominance and influence of Narendra Modi and Amit Shah duo. Now everybody is curious to know will there be any revolt against the two and then who will lead ? And the answer is-nobody.

Why did Finance Minister meet Manmohan Singh ?

Finance Minister Nirmla Sitharaman met the former PM Manmohan Singh at his residence. Any significance ?

Sabh ka Vishwaas

I'm in Kolkata and a friend is scheduled to meet me. After a delay of 30 minutes he comes.....

Friend: So sorry...  delay was not because of me... mini protest at a busy signal.....a bunch of Protestors led by a guy wearing a fez cap were protesting that he was at the signal and someone in a car threatened him with dire consequences if he did not chant Jai Shri Ram...

Me: I thought all this drama would start in 6 months of Modi taking over... but they've started early...  expect a spate of such dramas...

F: I think BJP contributed to the early start... the chants during the Lok Sabha Swearing In.... but here because of Didi... hardcore TMC lot take Jai Shri Ram as an abuse!! If you wish anyone from the infamous Syndicate..... even though he's a Hindu.... Jai Shri Ram.... you  risk being  blacklisted..

M: The anti Modi Media is just waiting to pounce  on such such issues....now next I expect the Lady Journo who considers herself as the Diva of Indian Journalism...to pen an article in Wall Street Journal or NYT.....probable caption...India takes an aggressive Saffrom hue..

F: They are already making a hue and cry about the usage of Saffron in the  Indian Cricket Team Jerseys 2019.....as if GOI has a say....  ...these Jerseys are designed by Designers and out of a multitude of sample designs one is chosen...by the way the Jerseys are indeed smart.... good change from the light blue Jerseys.... by the way for ODIs UK has adopted the light blue colour ...which was our Team's colour...

M: Heard Azam Khan's comment....Minorities will not support Cricket Team till Islamic Green colour is added to the Jersey colours!!

F: Next he will  be demanding Quota for Muslim Players in the Team.... who is this guy who the Congi Media is calling India's Nelson Mandela...

F: A Gujarat Cop who was arrested about  9 months ago for a Custodial death and was recently sentenced to Life .... he is now the Poster Boy for the anti Modi Media or Congi Media... they are calling him India's Nelson Mandela....they don't  bother about the guy who died in his Custody....when they take the opinion of this Rogue Cop's family shouldn't they be taking  the opinion of his Victim's family too...but they don't..

M: Achcha that ex Cop....did Mandela have blood on his hands.... this Cop proved beyond doubt he was a Congi in Police  Uniform... his wife even contested  State Election against Modi...this Cop tried his best to implicate Modi in the Riots.....

F: And it's the Court that's convicted this Cop...not Modi Government! Seems Anti Modi logic  is if you are anti Modi aap ke sau khoon maaf....prior to 100 if you are arrested it's vindictiveness of Modi Government... what about the cricket bat wielding Madhya Pradesh BJP MLA..

M: Modi should pen a letter to BJP MPs and MLAs.... behave responsibly ...keep our Slogan..... sabh la vishwaas in mind always.. this bat wielding MLA is in Jail.... no one from BJP siding with him... yes they are saying don't damn BJP for his misdeed...

F: Logical... but Logic fails when biased mindset sets in...BJP will be blamed for any misdeed of it's  Leaders.... had Congress been in power ... similar misdeeds by Congis would have gone unreported....you know why!!

M: 100 transgressions of your own are overlooked... but even for pointing a finger the Enemy is booked!!

We proceed to have a hearty Lunch.

Disclaimer:  Satire . Not meant to influence, inform, insult or caste any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM and Blogs

VJS