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Amit Shah is “Junior edition” of Narendra Modi

 With his style of working and confidence, now people have started calling him “Junior edition” of PM Narendra Modi. Of course he can not be “Delux edition” of Modiji.

Ram Lal is longest serving Organising Secretary in BJP

Ram Lal is said to be longest serving General Secretary in the BJP Headquarters.

Higher priority to economic diplomacy now ?

Foreign Minister Dr S Jaishankar has been included in the Cabinet Committee on Economic Affairs and his inclusion seems to be prompted by higher priority to economic diplomacy in India’s trade relations with other countries.

Special cell in MHA on J & K affairs

Union Home Minister Amit Shah has set up a Special Cell on J&K, in MHA, headed by Union Minister of State for Home G K Reddy.

Blue Gold

Meet my Friend at a Cafe. 

Friend: So Kamalnath and Ghelot have offered to resign....Amrinder has not!! Maybe he feels if he does Sidhu will run in and sit on his Chair!!
Me: What's RaGa's game!!
F: All out for no loss....remember in College we used to jokingly say this  when someone asked us the cricket  score!
M: So all will resign but no one will actually Quit!!
F: Aim of this drama is to show RaGa's the Boss!!
M: But it's known he is the Boss...
F: Kehene ki baath hai....even within Congress he's not accepted as the undisputed Boss.... he's Sonia's son for many!!
M: Next act will be dramas to ask him not to Quit..
F: Yes....jaise uss ke Poster ko Cake feed karte hai.... they'll do all kind of melodramas in front of his  Posters ...a few Suicide dramas..

M: So these dramas will go on for 4-6 months and RaGa must  be hoping by then he'll  conjure up a issue for starting a comeback into politicking !! So aim is to tighten his grip on Congress and get a breather from a embarrassing loss!!
F: We say Public sabh jaanthi hai.... Gandhi Family funda hai .....Public bholi hai bewakoof banaane waala chahiye...
M: But Indians are changing....this General Election they gave Gandhis a rude shock...
F: 70 years of Power..... do you think they'll  realize this.... why do you think they are blaming everything and everybody.... but themselves...
M: Yaar Water Woes ...kya karre....
F: 85% of water is used by Farmers...is it possible to get them to conserve  water.... Government needs to think ...Food Security of India by all means... but today we export Agri Produce.... we actually subsidize Overseas Consumers.....like take Basmati... if you add the notional cost of Water.... free electricity...damage to Environment....the cost of produce would rocket..... Basmati which  costs £ 3 / kgs today in UK would cost nothing less that £ 20/ Kgs... and this price too would not reflect the total cost of direct damages and indirect damages!!
M: But problem with Politicians is ...they wait for an issue to take it's toll then they react.... they feel there is no political benefit to act on a issue that has not taken a toll...
F: Chalo Modi's different....but this issue  requires some very 'serious surgery'..... 
M: Just imagine Cities running out of water...they say 21 Cities will run out of water by 2020...
F: Housing Projects would then be sold on long term Water Commitments....maybe a Water Grid .... and Water from another State would be put onto the National Grid and drawn in another State  after payment of Wheeling Charges apart from that day's Water Price! 
M: And thereby drive the States where water is there to water bankruptcy faster...
F: Save water.... replenish to some extent via desalination...
M: Days of taking  Water for granted are over....
F: It's now or never...take steps now or come June.. spate of superstitious practices....Frogs being married .... sitting neck deep in water... hoping Indar Devta gets pleased...water wars between States...Water in due  course will Blue Gold...

Disclaimer:  Satire . Not meant to influence, inform, insult or caste any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM and Blogs

VJS

DEBATE

Is India inching towards Presidential form of Government ?

Whispersinthecorridors has this indication from top bureaucratic circles that there is an apprehension of Presidential form of Government in the country. The logic behind such a thinking is – introduction of lateral entry System in bureaucracy (American system), appointment of IAS, IFS and Army officers as Ministers, selection of top brains in different sectors, portfolio allocation to Dr. S Jaishankar and Hardeep Puri, plan to import a third of Deputy Secretaries from private sector, efforts to have ‘one nation, one election’, strong PMO and last but not the least appointment of Amit Shah as Home Minister.

Grapevine has it that once the BJP gets majority in Rajya Sabha next year, Presidential form of Government will become a reality but will it be viable ?

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