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Priests are no more necessary to religion than politicians to patriotism.

Will some Jai Prakash emerge again?

There was a time when there was ‘Indira wave’ in the country just like we are experiencing ‘Modi wave’ today. It was then that Jai Prakash Narayan – who could challenge her - emerged. Is there another Jai Prakash in the making now also?

When can a PMO be strong?

Much is being talked about a strong PMO these days. But the question is that why is it not strong always strong? It is simple. A PMO can be strong only when the PM is strong.

Are agencies on raid spree?

All investigating agencies: ED, IT and CBI seems to be on countrywide raid spree now days. During the last one week, these agencies have sent notices, questions many and raids were conducted at various places though out the country. According to sources, such raids will continue. 

Ek dinn lohaar ka

My neighbor is very active on Social Media (SM)..from my lawn I can hear him cursing loudly. In good neighbourly tradition I mind my business...till he hears me calling out to my dog and comes to meet me...

Neighbour (agitated): Twitter has gone bonkers  ....jhalle (fools)...ullu di dumm hann!!
M: What happened ...Twitter has discontinued your Handle....
N: I did it on my own.. discontinued my Handle ..in protest...
M: Why??
N: Arre Paresh Rawal had tweeted that Arundhiti Roy should be tied in front of a Jeep..  she calls India an Occupier....what Paresh tweeted is a notional way of putting across his feelings on this Lady's anti India diatribe...and guess what ..Twitter forced him to expunge this Tweet.....
M: Then Twitter is to blame for siding with her.. (neighbour shows me Paresh's tweet)  ...even anyone with a low IQ would decipher his tweet ....as a notional protest ....
N: The Lootens Presstitutes and Civil Society Arms are up in arms too....
M: Where they this perturbed when she called India a Occupier....no ....they glossed over it...
F: Take the case of the CRPF IG who was refused a Canadian Visa on the grounds that CRPF violates Human Rights ...but the Canadians are just reacting to the false propaganda of likes of John Dayal ... Arundhiti...Manishankar Aiyer...
M: The Canadians have relented and apologized and given him a Visa ....seems the MEA made them change their mind..
F: There are so many Twitter Handles that spit venom on India and Modi ...Twitter does not block these Handles ...why even this person who is an important functionary in Twitter India ... had tweeted way back in 2012 ...'U say Narendra Modi for PM? I say Narendra Modi in jail for being a Mass murdered'....SM is awash with Tweets quoting this old tweet of his ...and he's not refuted it...so what does Twitter have to say....maybe this guy afflicted with Manishankar-itis!!
M: Stupid of Twitter to put pressure on Paresh Rawal ...Twitter is a platform of free exchange of views .. why should Twitter take sides ....I remember when UPA was in power it had given Twitter a list of Handles it wanted blocked   ..and some Handles were blocked...Kudos to this Government...despite the rabid tweets and posts on FB ...this Government has taken it all in its stride..and prove the 'abusers ..ranters' wrong via its policies and work...
F: What Maj Gogoi did deserves to be commended ...but usual lot are shedding tears for the Stone Pelters Leader who was tied up in front of the Jeep...
M: Mind you Indians are witnessing all this.... and via their Votes they will let the Political Parties know ...
F: Sau dinn sonar ke ek dinn lohaar ka...and then these Parties show shock ....how did we loose badly ..the EVMs were fixed ....some even doubt the Voters intellect ...  
M: Joh humaara bewakoof banaathe theh abh unn ki maha bewakoofi dikh rahi hai...

In unison we say.. . Mazaa aa raha hai..

Disclaimer:  Satire.  Not meant to influence or inform.  With inputs from MSM,SM and Blogs 

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