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This is History (1072)

The only man who never makes a mistake is the man who never does anything.

Corporate houses totally surrender to Modi Government !

After the return of Modi Government to power with thumping majority, ninety-nine per cent business houses  have totally surrendered to the present government. Though “Modi centred” but with a agenda of no further expansion.

Did AP CM cancel contract of one lakh crore ?

There are reports that the new Andhra Pradesh Chief Minister Jagan Mohan Reddy has cancelled contracts worth about Rs one lakh crores  given by his predecessor Chandra Babu Naidu.

How many Separatist leaders are in K valley?

Power galleries are reportedly confused about the reported statement of HM about 130 Separatist leaders in Kashmir Valley ? It is said that numbers of such leaders are said to be less. It is said that govt machineries are trying to match figure and that is reason no body is able to provide list of 130 separatist leaders till date.

New US President can’t win without support of Modi ?

Some retired Diplomats say that this time in the US Presidents election, India will have a major role. They say that without the support of Modi, no one can now win Presidential election in the US.

Noble Profession

Karnataka Speaker opined resignations not in order!!
And after his Order!!

Famed Congi Troubleshooter reached Mumbai!
Saying together we Congis will live or die!

He wanted to meet rebel Congis ensconced in the Hotel!
The Rebel MLAs felt their rebellion he would throttle!

So they wrote to Mumbai Cops expressing their fears!
Troubleshooter pleaded 'let me meet my dears'!!

Viewing the Letter Hotel refused him a room!!
Hotel ke bahar Mumbai Congis karr rahe theh loom!!

Ultimate test will be on Floor of the House!!
But BJP has a valid grouse!!

The current Speaker's role!!
They say anyone with even a low IQ would guess his goal!!

Kumarswamy in the meantime practicing crying!!
In the House during his speech his eyes he'll be drying!

He will speak prior to Vote of Confidence!!
It'll be more of emotion less of sense! 

New MOF rule for Journalists who used to just prance in!!
New Order 'Get appointment and entry you'll win'!

No appointment...no entry!
Strict instructions given to every Sentry!!

Logic is ...Officials primary job is their Job Responsibility!
They have to deliver to best of their ability!

Can't have prying journos trying to snoop around!
Officials not sounding boards who they try to sound!

Journo hears two Officials having a word!!
And spins a story based on word he's heard!!

Attempt to quell distrurbance..snooping and speculation!
From a Zone that handles Financial matters of the Nation!

Email Questions or seek appointment if need be!
Their own Organization's Security Media needs to see!

Can Outsiders prance into Media Offices whenever they want!
No they can't!!

Certain Areas no outsiders are allowed!
Now in MOF 'Walk In' Entries of Journos disallowed!

Anyway section of Media is going to create a hue and cry!
Say to throttle Investigative Journalism this is a try!

Ordinarily you have to have an appointment to Enter!
Only 'no appointment' entry was for Media Card Presenter!

Confucius says... Some from Media lot are politically aligned!
Some are regularly wined and dined!

Adds... Some who double as Middle Men !!
Some who hire out their pen!!

More.... Genuine Media lot paying  price for their ilk!!
Those of their ilk joh noble proffession ko karte hai milk!

Disclaimer:  Satire . Not meant to influence, inform, insult or caste any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM and Blogs

VJS

DEBATE

Is India inching towards Presidential form of Government ?

Whispersinthecorridors has this indication from top bureaucratic circles that there is an apprehension of Presidential form of Government in the country. The logic behind such a thinking is – introduction of lateral entry System in bureaucracy (American system), appointment of IAS, IFS and Army officers as Ministers, selection of top brains in different sectors, portfolio allocation to Dr. S Jaishankar and Hardeep Puri, plan to import a third of Deputy Secretaries from private sector, efforts to have ‘one nation, one election’, strong PMO and last but not the least appointment of Amit Shah as Home Minister.

Grapevine has it that once the BJP gets majority in Rajya Sabha next year, Presidential form of Government will become a reality but will it be viable ?

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