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Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm.

‘‘Neech Bhang Rajyog’’ in Modi’s horoscope!

In the Astrological circles people say, PM Modi has “Neech Bhang Rajyog”. It is significant in astrology - he would get abuses and more abuses but that will give him rise in career graph.

Telangana to be first target of BJP in South ?

It is now widely believed that in the scheme of things of Narendra Modi and Amit Shah, Telangana will now be first target in South. BJP chief Amit Shah in his recent visit to Telangana state has already given signals.

Who is trying to hijack DMK ?

Who is trying to  hijack the DMK with help from Dayanidhi Maran and Kanimozhi in Tamil Nadu ? Is someone  keen on replacing Stalin as the DMK Chief. Rumours are rife to this effect.

This is not a new politics in India !

Who says Narendra Modi and Amit Shah are indulging in topple game . Infact, 2700 MPs and MLAs defected between 1967 and 1983...and 1900 went into Congress and many times Congress misused Article 356 to dismiss State Governments.

Amar... Akbar... Antony

I take the 5:13 Fast from Churchgate... waiting  for me in the regular compartment are my Train Buddies... Amar.. Akbar... Antony...
Akbar: Why is BJP wanting to strengthen NIA.... 
Amar: Needed....but what's your objection....
Akbar: It'll be misused...
Me: Arre that way even the anti Dowry Law can be misused...I just wonder... any action this Government takes for Nation's Security Owaisi has a problem...
Antony: Its also an attack on Federal Structure...
M: How come when PC came up with Natgrid Owaisi didn't see it as an attack on Federal Structure...
Amar: Arre Mota Bhai Owaisi apni political rotis sekhtha hai by keeping Muslims huddled and befuddled... on the edge...that's when BJP is in power...
Me: Congress in power...drops the Mussalmaan daraa hoowa chant....then its .... do this or....
Amar: In their 'Darra hooa Mussalman' mindset  ..why didn't they go to the Border and turn back Bangladeshis and Rohingyas warning them India is no place for Muslims....ex VP Ansari could have joined them....

Antony: I agree with Vaiko...English raises the standard of Debate in Parliament..
Me: It shows we are still Subjects of the Crown...otherwise why should a Nation use English in place of it's National Language..Vaiko is another Owaisi...his 'rotis'.... Christianity and regionalism (LTTE)!!
Akbar: A News Channel has suddenly gone off air... had become my favorite...
Antony: I hear a Congress Legal Luminary owned it... Modi must have got  it shut down..
Amar: Bakwaas.... the Star Anchor of this Channel has tweeted that Modi's got nothing to do with the closure... and in fact called the Legal Luminary another Mallya for 'running away' to London when matters got hot..
Me: Employees are up in arms...but I wonder will the Legal Luminary sue the Star Anchor for calling him another Mallya... or will Mallya sue her for comparing him to the Legal Luminary..
Amar: I think the downturn in Congress fortunes has turned quite a number of 'Shops' defunct...
Antony: Karnataka drama seems to be never ending...why is BJP hell bent  on toppling the Government there..
Me: What can  BJP do when Congress and JD (S) MLAs  quit their Parties...and the People's Verdict was more in favour  of BJP .... Congress was rejected and JD (S) came 3rd....
Akbar: Money Power...
Amar: I think they see no future for Congress and JD (S) and they must have also gotten  sick of Kumarswamy's bawling acts...
Antony: But see Congress's patience...
Amar: It's not patience... they are trying to wear out the Rebels and also trying to get them back..it's their strategy..
Akbar: Pucca RaGa's strategy..
Me: He's incommunicado....think Sidha ....and Shivkumar running the show... 
Antony: If they pull it off..
Amar: Sidha CM....Shivkumar the Resort Man....he'll get a post bigger than CMs... annointed as the interface between Bangalore Builders and Karnataka Government..
Train reaches Andheri and we 'go with the tide' to the exit door...

Disclaimer:  Satire. Not meant to influence, inform, insult or caste any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM and Blogs

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