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This is History (1082)

Never give in - never, never, never, never, in nothing great or small, large or petty, never give in except to convictions of honour and good sense.

Modi to focus on employment and water ?

This time Narendra Modi is going to focus only on employment and water. Lakhs of vacancies in Government are going to be filled and water in every tap  will be made available in this period. And then see again –Modi Modi Modi.

Chauhan is still on national scene not Vasundhara and Raman !

Shiv Raj Singh Chauhan who lost in Madhya Pradesh is still on the national scene because of his efforts and activeness. And other two losers Vasundhara Raje Scindia and Raman Singh are nowhere seen or heard.

Dr Jaishankar drawing up map for India's global economic ties

External Affairs Minister Dr S Jaishankar is the key Minister in PM’s Cabinet who lays down the roadmap for India’s economic relations with various countries for the Prime Minister.

Is Finance Minister not large –hearted ?

Finance Minister Nirmala Sitharaman has barred entry of journalists in her Ministry. Her neighbour in North Block Home Minister Amit Shah has told the media that he would not prohibit their entry. “I am a large-hearted man, I don’t impose such restrictions.” Does this mean Sitharaman is not large-hearted ?.

Bhagwan... God... Allah ...

Is Karnataka Speaker trying to tire the rebel MLA lot!!

A Notice to meet him rebel MLAs got!

Next he'll say ... want to meet their wives and kids!!

Want to check out if the MLA does what wife or kid bids!

If it's so he must have obeyed their order and resigned!

Will was Family's and resignation he only signed!

After this ....MLAs Domestic Help he'll call'!!

'Is the MLA sane and recently did he suffer a fall'!!

If MLA is unstable then Servant would know!!

And fall could cause to mental faculties a blow!!

Then MLAs Family Physicians will be called!!

Any diseases .. any treatment your patient stalled!

Like if MLA suffers Amnesia or Alzheimer's he'd  be unfit!!

Ditto if he's an alcoholic or an addict!

Then summon doodh.. veggie...fruit suppliers!

To check out if MLAs were gullible buyers!!

If he's gullible then easy to misguide him!!

Means MLA dependent on someone else's whim!!

Maybe by the time Dhoni retires Vote will be taken!!

When asked...why so long and now to what did you awaken!

Speaker will say... I had to satisfy myself !!

Till then Trust Vote I had to shelve!!

A Guv of a strife torn State has to be careful with every word!

For 'baal ki khaal' analysis every word is heard!!

Recently J&K Guv said...rather than killing the innocent! 

Target those jinn ke pockets mein loot went! 

An Ex CM was quick to say... now if Neta or Babu killed!

You know killing who willed!

Some would ask.... is this guilty complex speaking!

Or some more protection he is seeking!

Though many Kashmiris would on anonymity agree!

From their loot the Looters be set free!

Though later Guv said... he said this in a fit of ire!!

Aur controversy mein ho gaye mire!!

3 year old video clip of Piyush ji has cropped up today!!

In it... with my Prayer a Kalima I recite he does say!

Piyush ji the Kalima you say you recite!!

Is the Kalima to Kaafirs 'The Believers' always cite!!

Says... Allah is The One and Only God and Mohammed his son!

Other than Allah there is none (no other God)!!

This Kalima is explained to every new entrant to Islam!!

Now in 2021 will Piyush ji say ... with Namaste I also say Salaam!!

Just reciting Kalima aap Believer nahi bann jaathe!!

Aur politically aap Muslim  Votes nahi paathe!!

Doosre haath Hindus ko karte ho naaraaz!

So Piyush ji let us know on this revelation  the raaz!!

Sabh ka Vishwaas.... respect all Faiths believe in your own!!

Does not mean on religion as a fence sitter one be known!

Confucius says... Apne Dharam mein ho pucce!!

Aur doosro ko unn ke Mazhab pe math maaro muckke (punches)!

Disclaimer:  Satire in prose. Not meant to influence, inform, insult or caste any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM and Blogs

VJS

DEBATE

RETIREMENT AGE

There are rumours that the Government of India is all set to increase the age of retirement from the present 60 years to 62 years. While many say that it is a good idea, others are of the view that it will not be good for the jobless youth ? What do you think ? Is raising the retirement age a good idea ?

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