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I don't oppose all wars. What I am opposed to is a dumb war. What I am opposed to is a rash war.

Uma Bharti is now rallying point of baiters of Shivraj Singh Chauhan ?

Former MP CM Uma Bharti is said to have become rallying point of baiters of former Chief Minister Shivraj Singh Chouhan in BJP in Madhya Pradesh by supporting leader of the apposition Gopal Bhargava and former Minister Narottam Mishra.

J&K -Indian action to affect Pakistan more ?

As per available indications, Pakistan is likely to be badly affected by the Indian government's decisive action about J&K. Sources said, effect could dislodge Pak govt.

Why J&K bills were introduced in RS first ?

Debates were high on the subject as to why did govt introduce J & K Bills first in RS and not in LS. Some say that NDA has majority in LS but challenge was in RS and govt has taken maximum support from RS members. It is called strategic win of Govt .

Now Modi's Mission Kashmir  is complete ?

Is PM Modi's mission Kashmir complete? Experts says that-yes 90% work and promises made by BJP about J&K are fulfilled. 

Is Cong going against national sentiments ?

Outside the Parliament, many people were heard saying that the Congress party has again taken a suicidal stand by opposing bills on J&K in RS. Even party MP Bhubneshwar Kalita also opposed the party line and reportedly resigned from the Congress.

Jai Ho...

Go for my Cuppa to my favorite Cafe... the Lady at the adjacent table calls out to me:
Lady: Sir whatever you have it's on me...I'm celebrating...
Me: Happy Birthday...
L: Partly correct... yes Happy Birthday...but  for my beloved Kashmir... I'm a Pandit... my family was thrown out of Kashmir.... 
M: Congrats on the abrogation of 370 and 35 A ........ Trifurcation ... okay Coffee is on you... but Macroons on me... I too am celebrating...India growing a spine.... decades of Congress had made India spineless! Kashmir was never a Bilateral issue... it was an India issue... to be resolved by India..and India did it...
L: I was shocked to hear what Gulam Nabhi Azad said... everything is normal in the Valley... elections  are being held.... Colleges ..Schools ...Businesses all functioning ... so why the change..
M: It's like saying see this man is breathing... eating...passing excreta... reading... even signing papers so why remove the Ventilator....
L: Because then he'd breathe on his own.. move about freely... Kashmir will rid itself of these Politicians and Zealots who in the garb of 370 and 35 A made Kashmir into their fiefdoms... who milked terror to the maximum ... one look at Gilani's home... one look at their lunch tables will show you the huge disparity....
M: I recall  my friend had narrated this to me : Income Tax raid was to be conducted on Gilani... I Tax sent a Assistant Commissioner to recce the house on some pretext... he came back and reported ... a  reasonably good Bunglow ..... when the Team who had no idea about who is being raided reached there... it was later found that the reasonably good bunglow was just the Out House... the real Bunglow was 10 times the size of this Out House...
L: Now after this integration Government will try to get Kashmir back on it's feet....definitely  there would be a plan in place...
M: There's bound to be protests for some time... but Government is prepared for this....
L : Now the Pseudos say ... this suspension of civil liberties wrong..want normalcy to return asap..
M: A patient has been in bed for long.... life saving  surgery is performed.... given anaesthesia..... now he's not going to walk out of OT after surgery... will be in ICU for some  time and then will gingerly take a few steps for a few days before walking...
L: Doctors have to be careful of infection... similarly .... India now has to ensure  those whose 'shops have been shut' by these momentous decisions and Pakistan don't create chaos  in the Valley.... big presence of Army ..... CRPF.... RAF should be there for 6 months minimum..
M: Yes and not be defensive but aggressive  Diplomatically..I'm sure Trump has realized .... you cannot make off the cuff remarks when it comes to India..
L: So do you plan to buy land or Real Estate in the Valley...
M: Would love to... and should do it fast before a Land gobbling so called Farmer starts gobbling up Land and Real Estate and pushing up prices there...
L: Who is this!!
M: We have a Rani.... a Yuvraj.... Chacha..but slowly these titles too losing relevance... India is abrogating The Raaj....its relevance and faulty decisions... similarly we have a unique non Farming Real Estate guzzling Farmer.....
L: Jai Ho...now Kashmir to Kanyakumari is a reality...
We go to pay our Tabs... the Cafe Owner tells us with a big smile.... ' No Charge... Cafe too is  celebrating '...

Disclaimer:  Satire . Not meant to influence, inform, insult or caste any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM and Blogs

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Whispers’ Debate 

Is India inching towards Presidential form of Government ?  Whispersinthecorridors had this indication from top bureaucratic circles that there is an apprehension of Presidential form of Government in the country and asked its surfers that will it be viable ?

DEBATE

RETIREMENT AGE

There are rumours that the Government of India is all set to increase the age of retirement from the present 60 years to 62 years. While many say that it is a good idea, others are of the view that it will not be good for the jobless youth ? What do you think ? Is raising the retirement age a good idea ?

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