POLITICS

This is History (1098)

Courtesy is as much a mark of a gentleman as courage.

Son of Pranab Mukherjee to join BJP ?

Grapevine has it that son of Pranab Mukherjee, Abhijit Mukherjee is joining the BJP in West Bengal.

How Many Congress leaders are keen to join BJP ?

Some top Congress leaders in the country in the changed circumstances are negotiating with the BJP.

Has AAP surrendered ?

In the political circles, role of AAP is being seen as a surprise. After humiliating defeat in LS elections Arvind Kejariwal is not opposing any move of Modi govt and instead he has started saying that his govt does not want confrontation with union govt. His party even supported J&K resolution in Parliament. Everybody is trying to find out the reasons behind his total surrender before the central govt ?

Opposition’s role disappointed

The way opposition parties were seen on back foot on J&K resolution in both the houses, experts see it as a total disappointing performance. It shows that the regional parties have no national vision and the grand old party Congress was a completely divided house and their speakers were not prepared to discuss the important issue. And that is the reason the entire opposition was wiped out by the ruling party.

370 Equation

Modi spoke to the Nation!!
Spelt out the 370 equation !

370 = Corruption + Separatism +.....
Dynastic Rule + Financial Woes + Terrorism!!

Spelt out what is on his agenda for Jammu & Kashmir!!
Once the delivery starts they'll call him a Peer!!

Education... Jobs... Health!!
Get J&K value for its natural wealth!!

For Ladakh too he has plans galore!!
He's going to be a 'Blessed One' in their folklore!!

Is it true..Congress sent feelers to Pranab Da!!
Aap Bharat Ratna (BR) ko karr doh 'Na'!

Say 'Kashmir developments have pained you'!!!
With this at what's happened 'I boo'!!

Could be idle gossip!!

As Coffee those gossiping sip!

This is what I overheard in a Khan Market Coffee Shop!!
Quoting word by word no addition or chip-chop!!

Parr baath nikkli hai about Gandhis absence!!
Absence at the BR Awards Ceremony didn't make sense!

Maybe RaGa's in depression and Sonia taking LOP's class!
'Bollo abh karro ge firr se aisi bakwaas'!!

Really from where did Sonia find this 'nayaab gem'!!
Younger lot wondering why she didn't choose one of them!

Tharoor would have bamboozled with his angrezi!
Would have driven everyone crazy!!

Or Gogoi who has traits of a street fighter!!
Shouting even when talking is trait of this Blighter! 

Or Venugopal who Gandhis seem to love!!
He'd just boast... voice is mine content from above (Gandhis)!

Actually now I see that Sonia had to choose from a lot!!
Who if put through LOP Skill Test would all get a naught!

Though out of Puttra Moh she could have still chosen RaGa!
But then every session questions..LOP kahaa bhagaa!

Every now and then he has to go overseas!!

Cutlery on enquiries say..none of your business please!

She thought of RaGa's hugging and winking!!
His warped thought process gave her feeling of sinking!!

Congis say after RaGa decides to go overseas he's ek dum relaxed!!!

As if ka Maths ka Exam he's maxed  (100/100)!!

Hear 'Im the Dim' wants to contact Abdullah Senior'!!
Wants to tell him 'Kindly note and tell Junior '!

'You challenged Modi to withdraw 370 and 35 A'!!
'Now Pak ko attack karr ke dikhao don't say'!!

Nowadays Imran has stopped saying Khuda Hafiz!!
Doesn't want Modi to misconstrue it for Terror Boss Hafeez!

Pak's Loose Cannon EAM Minister says!!
We'll talk to India if on 370..35 A India mends its ways!!!

Arre Ullu abh toh tumhe Modi karre ga mend!!
US has already told you 'apne ways karro mend'!

Taliban has told Pakistan!

Don't involve Talibaan.. its between you and Hindustan!

Even China has said no to wading into this issue!!

Arre arre Imzy ronna nahi.. arre koyi deyo iss ko tissue!

UN has rejected Pak intervention plea!
Pak's double standards are there to see!

Pak changed  status of Gilgit and Baltistan!!
And demography by settling there Punjabis from Pakistan!

Kiss mooh se they question 370 scrapping!!
Gadho the World is not napping!!

Confucius says....maybe Pak breaking up seeds sown!!
And has no credible natural reserves just loan pe loan!!

Adds....end up as a Venezuela without Oil!!
Someday it's misdeeds will surely recoil!!

Disclaimer:  Satire in Prose . Not meant to influence, inform, insult or caste any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM and Blogs

VJS

Whispers’ Debate 

Is India inching towards Presidential form of Government ?  Whispersinthecorridors had this indication from top bureaucratic circles that there is an apprehension of Presidential form of Government in the country and asked its surfers that will it be viable ?

DEBATE

RETIREMENT AGE

There are rumours that the Government of India is all set to increase the age of retirement from the present 60 years to 62 years. While many say that it is a good idea, others are of the view that it will not be good for the jobless youth ? What do you think ? Is raising the retirement age a good idea ?

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