POLITICS

This is History (1100)

The most important single ingredient in the formula of success is knowing how to get along with people.

Now surgical strike on economic front ?

Will there be now surgical strike on the economic front  in the country – not demonitisation ? May be on the “Gold “ front.

Limited freedom to Ministers in GoI ?

People say that in second term of NDA Government, a limited freedom has been given to the Ministers. Limit ? only Ministers know.

RSS has got J&K integrated with rest of Union

Without much ado, the RSS has got J & K integrated with the rest of the Union like never before. Next on its agenda is the construction of the Ram Mandir in Ayodhya.

Sonia & old leadership regain party positions

So Sonia Gandhi and the old guard have taken the Congress party back.

10 Members of SDF join BJP in Sikkim (UPDATED)

In a major development  the BJP In Sikkim, All MLAs of the Sikkim Democratic Front (SDF), except former Sikkim chief minister and SDF chief, Pawan Kumar Chamling, joined the saffron party on Tuesday.

( We  said this on 20 march 2018 )

Jhoota kayee ka...

Mummy ji Munna ko jhoot bollne ki aadat kabh se hai!

Lagtha hai jabh bollna shuroo kiya tabh se hai!!

10 Years of UPA...5 Years of Modi he's lied and lied!

Many times even logic and common sense he's defied!

He should have continued as Congress Head!!

But vowed...'last lie I've said'!!

Latest lie in Public Domain.. strife in Valley!!

Chalo agreed with Omar you are  pally!!

But why are you lying or are you one of his Loud Speaker's!

Agreed you knew him when you both were in knickers!

RaGa..'distrubing news ...Protests and Violence in Valley'!

And when there were cries... ek dum jaali!

His Chamchas blamed Foreign Media for what he said!!

Arre Al Jazeera has made even US see red!!

It's based in Qatar the biggest terror funder!

Plethora of Charities there do this some garb ke under!

BBC Hindi has been anti Modi Government  for long!!

Yes for a reputed Media Org something very wrong!!

It had even tried to label India 'Rape Capital of the World'!

Till the truth Media here unfurled!

UK's population a fraction of India but more rapes there!!

But then for such facts seems BBC didn't care!!

Now a pic being circulated of Kashmiris mourning!

Got it on WhatsApp this morning!!

Glaring oddity why are they wearing Phirans in summer!!

This fact thodh dethi hai what is being alleged ki kammar!!

You would have noted Farroukh has gone chupp!!

Because he knows his and 2 other Families in Soup!!

He's not under House arrest!!

No longer entertains Reporters in his oppulent Nest!!

Just a few days back he was in Full Drama mode!!

Threatening Valley in riots  would explode!!

Abh.... mum is the word!!

News from his supporters in the Valley he's heard!!

Tomatoes are selling at 300 / Kgs in Lahore!!

Now Lahoris calling 'Im the Dim'... Tamaatar Chor!!

They say from the time he's taken over!!

Unn ke khaane peene ke dinn ho gaye over!

Say ...we ate ghosht 5 times a week!!

Now they say ... we eat Dal that's weak!

Less Dal and more of Mirchi and Salt!!

Under 'Im the Dim' Bad days just refuse to halt!

Joblessness is bad..even Donkeys stand idle or Vela!

Say ... hunn tah sachchi sonna bann gaya hai Kela!

On Media's 'Im the Dim is the handsomest PM Pak's had'!

They say... give us someone who is for us and looks bad!

Confucius says..The way Pak is going Valley is least of it's worries!!

In Public resentment and economic woes itself Pak burries!

Disclaimer:  Satire in Prose . Not meant to influence, inform, insult or caste any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM and Blogs

VJS

Whispers’ Debate 

Is India inching towards Presidential form of Government ?  Whispersinthecorridors had this indication from top bureaucratic circles that there is an apprehension of Presidential form of Government in the country and asked its surfers that will it be viable ?

DEBATE

RETIREMENT AGE

There are rumours that the Government of India is all set to increase the age of retirement from the present 60 years to 62 years. While many say that it is a good idea, others are of the view that it will not be good for the jobless youth ? What do you think ? Is raising the retirement age a good idea ?

Mail your views to mehrotra.suresh@gmail.com or suresh.mehrotra@yahoo.com