POLITICS

Politics is a profession; a serious, complicated and, in its true sense, a noble one.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Was it a govt sponsored Financial stress?

 

In the power corridors and business arena a big question is being asked that was the recent financial stress govt sponsored ? The way Nirmala Sitharamn , Finance Minister threw a life boat to the sinking economy  indicates that harsh measures were deliberately included in the budget to terrorize business houses and common men. Even NITI Aayog, RBI, Corporate and Business groups, especially auto sector, were critical of gov's tax terror and were demanding relief.

 

 

 

 

 

People friendly HRD Minister

 

After Murli Manohar Joshi and Arjun Singh, finally HRD has a senior hand on minister  Ramesh Pokhriyal,who is people friendly with vast state government experience as Chief Minister to handle an important education portfolio. With equally competent and hardworking department secretaries HRD will initiate major reforms once national education policy is accepted and rolled out.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Eent ka jawaab.....

 

Adjacent to my Office is the Office of a Corporate Strategist... one of the Partners drops into my Office for Coffee and gup-shupp pretty often....

Friend: What's wrong  with Sibal... now he's making it look that CJI committed a cardinal sin by not giving him a hearing for PC....

Me: Yaar he knows the pendency in Courts.....in fact he should  be thankful Court will be hearing him on 27th and I hear a full 2 hours have been earmarked for his Matter..

G: Sibal's taken it as a personal slight... and now PC is an accused....if Sibal had gotten his way ...his next demand would be ...instead of Accused ... viewing PC's stature Court and Prosecution to address him as just ... PC Sir!!

M: I hear if a Driver had  not jumped a signal .. today PC wouldn't be in the Dock...

G: Yes... he jumped a signal at Carter Road... was caught.... Cops found a local pistol on him.. he squealed and blamed Indrani for the murder of her Niece.... who later turned out to be Daughter!! Kahaa se kiddar ki wire judd gayi ..

M: Yaar can you believe it... Parle has 4000 employees in it's 10 Company Owned Plants.... how is it being said.. Parle firing 10,000 employees.... there are unsubtatiated rumours Company allegedly wanting to relocate one or two of it's Plants to encash on Real Estate prices....Unions will be more pliable with 'loss' story.... who knows the assli story!! Could be Parle has not said it retrenching any employee!!

F: Biscuits Sector has been  going through a shake-up.... new and cheaper Brands..like  Cremica... Pitanjali .....Customers spoilt for choice... Desi Biscuits also making a sizeable dent...

M: As for Vehicles...Cost of Vehicles gone up....safety standards  and Road Tax by State Governments  have  had steep price implications ...prices do effect sales...

F: See India is basically facing a Structural slowdown... what's needed is...National Growth Strategies  for many Ministries... with time bound goals... leaving Growth to the Ministry of Finance is like expecting a Company's Accounts Department to plan for the Company's Growth ....

M: Feeble and worried looking Sonia telling Audience.... Rajiv got huge majority  but never instilled fear in Indians..

F: Joke maara... on 31st Oct he became PM... on 1st Nov thousands of Sikhs killed... message.. My name is Rajiv Gandhi and I don't forgive.... and the image stuck to him....he then didn't need to instill fear after he got a landslide....

M: Worrying news ... it's  being said 100 Afghan Pak trained terrorists are ready to be launched from POK launch pads ...Jaish planning to attack Security Forces...Pak Army giving ample cover fire for infiltration...

F: Yup... as Pak has failed to rake up this issue Internationally....now will resort to it's old tried and tested way...

M: Unless.... they realize this is not a Congress Government  who will make some noise  and gulp down attacks...abh toh this Government believes in Eent ka jawaab with a tonne of bricks... stones....

F: But Pak ka dimaag ka kuchch nahi pathaa...'unless something that will freeze it in it's steps happens in the next 30 days'!!

M: Pakistan's own internal Social... Political.....Economic factures... there's always a risk of rogue element biting the hand that pays them...

....could make Pakistan  'implode' and/or Modi hai to mumkin hai..... 

 

Disclaimer:  Satire in Prose  . Not meant to influence, inform, insult or caste any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM and Blogs