POLITICS

Ankles are nearly always neat and good-looking, but knees are nearly always not.

Will another professional Vaidya Rajesh Kotecha join Modi Cabinet ?

Top former bureaucrats - Hardip Puri, Jai Shankar and R K Singh - are Ministers in the Modi Cabinet. Now name of Vaidya Rajesh Kotecha, Secretary Ayush, is in circulation for the same position. Padamshri former Vice Chancellor of Ayurved University Vaidya Kotecha is an Ayurdved Doctor .

CBI and ED after Congress leaders and “Yamraj” after BJP leaders !

In a chitchat an interesting remark was made – CBI and ED are after the Congress leaders and on the other hand “Yamraj” is after the BJP leaders. And there was no answer. 

Employment bureau for journalists closed !

It was well known in Delhi that Arun Jaitley had opened an employment bureau for the journalists. Fact is that the darling of media, Jaitley got appointed  hundreds of journalists in the media. Now with the veteran politician passing away, bureau has also come to an end.

Who played villain's role?

The NDA govt was forced to roll back Budget proposals within 40 days of its presentation. Now sources say that efforts are being made to find out the villain because of whom the taste of Budget platter was spoiled. Who will be scapegoat ?

Resurgent Hinduism

Friend who runs a Carpet Business and is a Sufi Muslim drops in for Coffee..
Me: Maan na maan mein tehra mehmaan.... Satya Pal Malik had invited RaGa to come to Srinagar and check out, first hand, the situation..
Friend: And Pappu ji landed in Srinagar with 8 Leaders.... didn't confirm with Malik his programme...
M: Bhai joh apne aap ko India ka Yuvraj samajhtha hai...Maalik samajhtha ho...... he will  take Courtiers with him... and in his mind .. its Satya Pal Malik who should have kept tabs about Yuvraj's programme..
F: And before they deplaned announcement was made that no photography was allowed.... MOD Restriction... but RaGa's Media doesn't care for such Advisories...RaGa wanted footage and it was done..each Journo carefully chosen for this trip... and a well scripted drama was enacted aboard the plane was filmed too....but frankly such a humongous step has problems.... Abrogation not like a wand that  can cure the disease that Congress created and festered for decades...

M: And when there is Intel that a few well trained terrorists from the Afghanistan have crept in... could Government take chances!! If anything untoward happened to RaGa and his Courtiers it'd be the Government who'd be blamed!! And by the way shouldn't Waynaad MP be in Waynaad as it grapples with the after effects of Floods...
F: And then he goes to pay his respects to Jaitley....just places a wreath .... no words of condolence to Jaitley's family who are standing just a couple of feet away....again Yuvraj mindset... he expected Jaitley to get up and thank him for coming!! SM agog with this... so now a condolence letter in his name will be typed and sent to Mrs. Jaitley...
M: Speaking of Jaitley... the outpouring of his friends from all walks of life sure means he was a friendly soul....he proved he was a damn good Lawyer... and I hear a fantastic  host..and a very good match maker...
F: Kudos to his insight for recognizing Modi's potential pretty early.....
M: PC and Jaitley ...both damn good Lawyers.... both were FMs and gave you the feeling they were Economists...the similarities end here....all I can say .... ek kya niklaa aur doosra kya niklaa!
F: Speaking of Chiddy..read a Tweet which says... during his interrogation Chiddy has allegedly said .... I worked on the recommendations of IAS Officers..
M: Ha ha...the man who took himself as a Superior Intellect Being went by their recommendations.... what a joke!!
F: What's this controversy about Halal and Jhatka..
M: Well majority in India are Hindus.... so why are Restaurants and Multinational Brands catering to Muslim Customers... why ... simple... because till now Hindus didn't bother about Halal and Jhatka...but Muslims did so Halal became the common denominator...
F: But SM has made Hindus  aware why this dialogue is used... maar deh mujhe parr Halal karr ke kyon maar raha hai!! Halaal is cruel on the  animal ..... which suffers and dies.. Jhatka  is ... lights out in a jiffy!!
M: I know so many Mumbaikars who became Vegetarians after seeing Goats being slaughtered during Bakri Eid in Society/Building Compounds.... the 'death bleats' that went on for quite some time and a suffering Goat...
F: Frankly many onslaughts Hinduism faces are because of Hindus... they were oblivious  or didn't bother about 'the rules' of Hinduism..
M: And it took one Modi to bring about a resurgence in Hinduism in India... he's  not only cleaned up Society 
...made Nation stronger...he's also brought back Hindus to their religious roots..
F: I'm sure Mullahs of the Wahabi Sect must be praying.... Allah humme ek Mussalmaan Modi bhej doh..

We have a laughand I see my friend off at the door..

VJS