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This is History (676) The treaty exposes the true aims of the Allies. Secret of Naveen Patnayak’s success What is the secret of Naveen Patnayak’s success ? It is said that though he looks simple and is a person with a clean i
This is History (676)
The treaty exposes the true aims of the Allies.
Secret of Naveen Patnayak’s success
What is the secret of Naveen Patnayak’s success ? It is said that though he looks simple and is a person with a clean image, he is ruthless towards his enemies. Also, he is intellectual much above any other Odiya politician.
Rahul Gandhi becoming a warrior
Rahul Gandhi, it is said, is these days putting in his best to become a warrior. He has started reaching out to people in a bid to prove that ‘he is for the poor’.
Has he given up...
After my evening walk around CP...... I land at my fav Shoe-Shine ......getting my shoes shined ....coffee ....and some gupp-shupp...
Shoe-Shine: Aao Sahib ji..
Me: (calling out to the Vend guy) Two Coffees ...extra cheeni..
SS: (translated from Hindi) Sahib I read in the newspaper that Rahul said he knew Nitish's mind 3 months back...but then why did he keep Bihar Congressmen waiting for 3 days ....and that too when talk of Nitish's move to break-up the Alliance surfaced..
M: Either some Jyotshi has told him he will become the PM ..say by 2029....so he doesn't want to work towards this dream of his... because he feels he's fated to be the PM... or he's given up and he's just passing time ...because he can't throw it all up and go away ... like they say though he'd like to leave the blanket the blanket will not leave him...otherwise how do you explain such irresponsible cum stupid behaviour ..
SS: Like they say ... when the Veggies are ready to be sold the Veggies will come into the Market ...why soil your shoes and clothes and go into the fields to buy Veggies ...
M: Ha ha I remember Bhajan Lal had used this analogy..
SS: Sahib what jadoo-tonna has Sonia done to the Yadavs...be it Laloo... Sharadh ...Aki ....all are latoo for Congress...
M: Must have done it on one of them and it affected the others too...
SS: Sahib kall ek Congi chotta-motta Neta aaya tha joothe polish karwaane... he was talking of Indo-China war...
M: I get the feeling they are wishing for a war.... the terminology China used ...that Hindu hardliners could force India to go to war with China ....Rahul had described Hindu Hardliners and Hindu Terror as worse than any other Terror to the Americans ...and he must have repeated this to the Chinese Ambassador too......so we know from where the Chinese got Hindu Hardliner and Hindu Terror...
SS: Toh there will be no war ...
M: I'm sure no war ....tensions could simmer.... what China wants..... be it territory or Commercial issues..... India cannot give in....
SS: Aaj-kall Kejri bahut chupp hai..
M: Sabh hathkande apna liye ......and every time mooh ke bhaar girra hai Kejri....or maybe he's got the Feedback that now even his ardent supporters don't want to see his face ...
The Coffee Vend guy delivers the Coffee and says: Pakistan mein Sharief ko Court ne badmaash karaar kiya hai..
M: He needed to hire one of our Lawyers .... our Courts are the best..... but we have some hi-fi Lawyers who have tremendous experience in getting the Crooked off the hook...
SS: Jee Sahib... tareek pe tareek... akhir mein Case aur Nyaay (Justice) donno thakk jaathe hai....
M: Dekhne ka ek aur nazariya....
I pay him the usual and return to my Office
Disclaimer: Satire. Not meant to influence or inform. With inputs from MSM, SM and Blogs
VJS
Who will be new CAG ?
With the tenure of present CAG S K Sharma, former 1976 batch IAS officer of Bihar cadre, coming to an end in September, names of possible contenders for the prestigious post have already started doing round in the corridors of power.
For details Read july issue of WHISPERS IN THE CORRIDORS

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