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Meet my Respected Friend.. Retired Senior Bureaucrat.... who is in Delhi at a Iconic Coffee House in Connaught Place....over Tea and Veg Club Sandwiches we get chatting..

Me: Yes Sir... he's tweeted...' I may be at odds with Government on many issues... but let me make this absolutely clear Kashmir is an internal issue of India'.... and in another tweet..'there is violence instigated by Pakistan'!!!
RG: Bewakoof.... Gadha....sorry but can't  control....even in a kind of apology he bumbles... where is there Violence... a few  stone throwing incidents... a Truck Driver killed because some Pelters mistook him to be a Fauji... 
M: Sir yeh sudhar nahi saktha hai... gone case hai yeh..so in a tacit way he's accepting all the fake Videos put out by Paki ISI....
RF: And Yechury has got permission from Court  to go to Kashmir and meet CPI's Rep ... who as per Yechury is incommunicado and seems the Politburo here and it's Parent are deeply worried...
M: But recognizing  the sham Court has ordered... only to meet the Commie Rep and no one else!!
RF: Guv there should ensure this Commie Rep is there in the 'Arrivals' when Yechury arrives ... and after they meet in total Privacy in the Airport Lounge.... Yechury is sent back on the next Flight... 
M: They should gift him a Kashmir Hamper...
RF: And in fact Tharoor has been proven right....he's  pro Abrogation and work done by Modi....for the past few days... much to his disappointment he's been under attack from RaGa's Gang...so are Jairam and Abhishek Singhvi...
M: Congress just showing why it's going down the tubes.....imagine for Pranab Da's Bharat Ratna Investiture Ceremony no Congi turned up... but for PC's Bail Plea... which was rejected.... all of them turned up...
RF: The IAS Officer who resigned recently has been Studio Hopping in Delhi.... seems to be extra Pally with a Commie News Portal .. now the jigsaw pieces are falling into place... he showed his Commie leanings when he said 'China allowing Free Speech in Hong Kong... but India not allowing it in Kashmir'!
M: 'Im the Dim' says ... Modi started it but we'll finish it.... 
I have a feeling in a few months Pak Army will 'finish'  his being the PM... and rid Pak of this Playboy Dimwited PM!! He'll soon make London his Home... SOP for deposed Pak PMs!!
RF: He could be their  excuse for failing on Kashmir.... though the real reason is a strong, selfless and committed Government in India....
M: RaGa and Gang spreading canards about the 1.76 lac crores surplus being transferred to Government..and his Media Khadcha questioning why 2G Chori and RBI Surplus ammount are the same..
RF: So as per him 1.76 lakh Crore has been reserved only and solely for 2G Chori. Facts....1,76,051 crore transferred by RBI to the Government  has two components - (1) 52,637 crore [excess provisions identified as per revised ECF] and (2) 1,23,414 crore [surplus for the year 2018-19]. Both these transfers have been effected after accounting for mandated requirements.
M: As for canards  of his Courtiers..  Sir ji jaisa Raja waise Courtiers...

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