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I've always won, and I'm going to continue to win. And that's the way it is.

Governors appointment on the anvil

Appointment of about five new Governors are expected to be made in a week or two.

Ministry of Finance : from AJ to NS

After PM's warning in his I-Day speech, within 10 days, Ministry of Finance announced slew of steps to meet the slow down challenge. Experts in the capital have a valid question, PM never gave any advice in Finance matter when Arun Jaitley (AJ) was at the helm and within three months, in the second term of NDA govt, PM had to express his views. Now Nirmala Sitharaman is FM. One thing is clear that AJ  as  MoF was more practical whereas NS and her team seems to be more rigid and disconnect from the reality.

Indigo is top Air Lines service in India ?

It is said that these days low cost carrier Indigo is topping the list of Airlines in the country. The Company is running in profit.

Anulom Villom...

Abh se Pappu will get Pappi wherever he'll go!!
Mummy feels then her Munna won't feel low!!

Nowadays RaGa's mood is like that of a kid between Teens and Adulthoood... depressed!!!! So now to lift his mood wherever he goes arrangements have been made to give him a Pappi.... jadoo ki Pappi. But then nothing unexpected has happened... Congress was expected to lose....so why the depression! Some say he's in a depression because of the Mandate BJP got.... some say....despite the loss Mummy not letting him go to pursue  what he loves..... travel!! Mummy doesn't want Congress to come under Vadhra-Gandhi control.... now let's see if Priyanka will come to Brother's help and ensure even if he goes it'll be controlled by a Gandhi!!

Durbaari Media ke haatho mein hai chingaari!!
Waiting for their baari!!

They feel Baari or turn  can only come if Mobile and Data connectivity are restored in the Valley. Then they'll light up fires with the chingaaris... Old Video Clips... Video Clips  from other Countries... Fake Video Clips... Inciting Messages. And Pak has already sent enough data to light up a huge fire!!
The order to them from their Masters is ...keep demanding connectivity.... embarrass Government  for blocking it! And usual overseas Culprits.... BBC... Al Jazeera .... WaPo... NYT ... all providing assistance... aim... shame... embarass..... once Connectivity returns they expect Kashmir to burn... and that's their objective....(Example: The pics are actually from a Colours Soap 
....Merri Aashqui tumm se hai)!

One more Courtier begs to be relieved!!
There is a line if rumors are to be believed!

'Motormouth' Chako has requested High Command to let him return to Kerala... he's in charge of Delhi and sees no future for Congress in Delhi! Hear even Scindia wants to be relieved .....he's in charge of  Candidate Selection Committee Maharashtra and sees  a drubbing and knows he'll be made the fall guy and  blamed for wrong Candidate Selection.... Pawar depresses him even more...they say nowadays  Pawar answers Calls on his Mobile with... Mee gelle...maybe Scindia will submit a Doctor's Certificate....... Stay away from anxiety... take medicines religiously.... 2 hours before waking up and two hours after sleeping..

Chiddy thinks he's on a Holiday!!
Is very demanding rumours say!!

Court has asked CBI to take proper care of Chiddy.... Chiddy's Coconut Water intake and alleged constant  make-up breaks have got Officers peeved and laughing ...respectively!! As he continues to stall... CBI seriously thinking of making him undergo Lie Detector procedure!! I put this to a Congi and he said .... there's  a totka/jugaad to overcome the test's objective.... drink 3 litres of water before test.... keep breathing deeply... and just before they strap you up...think of the outcome if Test meets it's goal.... and keep doing Anulom Vilom....

Disclaimer:  Satire  . Not meant to influence, inform, insult or caste any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM and Blogs

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