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There is no great genius without some touch of madness.

Now people talk about international image of Modi

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IPS or Army officer to be Administrator of Ladakh ?

In the corridors of power, it is widely believed that Government would prefer IPS or Army officer in militancy-hit region as Administrator.

Next year BJP Government in Sikkim ?

It is believed that Sikkim will have first BJP Government in 2020. Exercise has already begun in this direction.

Amar... Akbar.... Antony..

Take the 5.13 Fast from Churchgate to Andheri... usual compartment .... usual seats...Amar's treat... he's brought Bhel and Juice Tetrapacks.

Akbar: High time Omar and Mehbooba were allowed to meet relatives...was sending wrong message..
Amar: They're relaxing ....under House Arrest... Omar's become so lazy he doesn't shave...watches Movies ... reads Books... home  made food delivered to him...Mehbooba ...she's always complaining....during her relatives Visit she was complaining about the toilet Commode Seat... sometimes she doesn't like the service...sometimes the cleaning....rothi rehthi hai!
Antony: I would have guessed Omar's grown a beard  as he's missing his Lady Friend who is a TV News Anchor ...as for Mehbooba... cribbing is a family trait!! 
Akbar: This idiot Basit who was Pak's High Commissioner in Delhi... just see his idiocy..Tweeted the pic of a Porn Star..Jhonny Sins...he says in the  Tweet that this is Yousuf from Anantnag who has been blinded by Pellets..
Me: It's like an Industry has cropped up in Pakistan... they just keep peddling such pics and lies...then see this collage of lies.....they say from Kashmir... the first is of Eid Sacrifices in Tunisia.. second is a Pic published in Patrika when Terrorists  attacked 3 Cops..third is 2008 Pic from Gaza...and fourth..2018 pic of ....funeral procession of Khalid..
Amar: And now Imran's changed his tune.....now he says Pakistan will not use Nuclear Weapons first. What a climb down...for years it was... don't provocate...we are a Nuclear Power .. we'll blast you!!
Akbar: My Mamoo and Fufu are Pakistanis..arre Muslims in India are better off... they'll shift to India if they could!
Antony: Christians are hounded there...Minority numbers keep falling there..  in India keep rising...
Amar: MMS ji ko Madam ne order kiya bollo aur woh bolle....but why does he forget...Rupee was 43 in May 2004.... 9.5 years later it was 68 in August 2013 , depreciated by 58%. So we Indians lost more than 70% purchasing power due to double digit domestic inflation under Oxford educated Prime Minister.....Oxford ki degree hum chaate kya!!
Me: And they cry about downturn in Automobile Sector... fact is in last 15 years... this Sector has seen 3 downturns.... 2 under MMS and one now....2009-10 Sales went down by 15% and recovered in 8 months....2012-13 Sales went down by 18% due to high inflation... and took quite  some time to recover!
Antony: Actually there's a collapse in demand ...either disposable incomes are down or Consumers feel less Secure now...and now with Interest Rates going down... there is erosion in their Savings... Property down ... means erosion in Asset Value...Gold imports keep rising.....India must  slow down Gold Imports.....this all Nirmala ji needs to fix...
Akbar: PC too did his best to finish off Savings...and it was during his stint that Bank Loans shot up which resulted in NPAs...by the way everyone in Court were taken aback when Sibal made a fervent...emotional... plea to the Learned Judge... not to send PC to Tihar...
Amar: But hasn't the Learned Judge interfered  with the powers of the Trial Court Judge...
Me: Yaar you two... what a change in your outlook...you  were in the past cribbing about India and bad mouthing BJP..
Akbar: When our Country faces a threat we Indians stand up together..
Antony: And we lose our subjectivity and become objective..
Amar: Akbar... Antony....Dill karta hai tumm dono ko ek ek pappi doo...

Akbar: Khabardaar humm Pappu nahin.... 

We all burst into laughter and alight and go our ways.

Disclaimer:  Satire  . Not meant to influence, inform, insult or caste any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM and Blogs

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