POLITICS

This is History (1120)

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire.

Kishan Reddy to be  first BJP CM in Telengana ?

Now main target of the BJP in the South is Telengana. In the event of the formation of BJP Government, it is widely believed that Kishan Reddy will be the CM.

Bad days are ahead for Chandra Babu Naidu ?

Political wind is blowing against Chandra Babu Naidu these days. BJP and Jagan Mohan Reddy both  are said to have ganged up against the former Andhra Pradesh CM Chandra Babu Naidu.

M V Act impact : Press Club income down by 50% ?

Liquor sale in Press Club  Delhi has reportedly been down by fifty per cent. According to sources, Press Club sells more than two lakh rupees Liquor daily which has now come to one lakh. Sources said that because of new Motor Van Act Press Club has been badly affected.

Why minister did not meet officers?

One cabinet minister of NDA govt called the officers' meeting twice. On Tuesday the meeting was schedule at 5.00 p m in his chamber but at the eleventh hrs it was postponed and was rescheduled for Wednesday  evening.When officers reached at the venue they were reportedly  sent back without giving any reason and were not even allowed to meet the minister. What was the reason ?.

Abdullahs and Muftis challenged Modi to repeal 370!

Congress LOP joked why Modi's not sent any Congi Biggie to jail!

And today 2 Congis Biggies in Custody seeking Bail!!

Lesson.... don't challenge Modi!

If you do... aap ne apni kabbar apne aap hai khodi!!

Coming out of Court Chiddy's '5%' got tongues wagging!!

Is he revealing... taunting...  or just bragging!!

Or is he sending some coded message to son and wife!!

With different theories MSM and SM are rife!!

Chiddy asked ...'do you know what 5% is'!

Some say he meant the in Dalali Biz!

Some even said this is what he takes to do any kaam!

'This is what I do and this is the daam!!

Others say PC would not have revealed this secret!!

If this is what he meant Congis will fume and fret!!

Many in Congress still upset with what Rajiv had revealed!

From that revelation till today Congress has not healed!

Had said... only 16 paise of every Rupee reached target!

Rest 84 paisa Nation was supposed to forget!

Could  also be PC taunted that now GDP is 5 percent!

Will he do this when he knows UPA time below 5% it went!

Chalo.... some day this 5% puzzle will be solved!

Or could also be politically resolved!!

Scindia seems to be getting sick of being turned down!

Feels he ends up looking like a Clown!!

Feels Gandhis no longer value him !

His Chamchas say... situation is grim!!

Fadnavis has decided to buy land in Pahalgan and Leh!!

Fadnavis ji ... laukar gheh (take fast)!!

Every BJP ruled State should do the same fast!!

Prices there have doubled leaving Naysayers aghast!

But please don't make it another Shimla or Nainital!!

Shimla's Concrete and Nainital has a shrunken and dirty Taal!

After attacking our London High Commission twice!!

Now in Houston Pakis want to make it 'thrice'!!

They want to disrupt 'Howdy Modi' in Houston... USA!

'Meaningful disruption' they boastfully say!

Pak's 150 g Atom  Bombs...I've  got the pics!!

Procedure to blast... first a Bomb from Box one picks!

Lights the wick and throws!!

And in a matter of seconds it blows!!

Here we call these Sutli Bombs used during Diwali!!

Then only do you enjoy a Diwali 'hulla-gulla' (noisy) waali!

Though now Pakis say their Railway Minister was ill!!

This 150 grams A Boast was side effect of some pill!!

Irony...Pakistan ko we export Life Saving Drugs!!

And Pakistan exports to us life taking thugs!!

One more reality from Pakistan!

Why Generals don't want to fight Hindustan!

Busy buying corner plots... and investing overseas!

Where living his retired life each General sees!!

They are all in mission mode and want no distraction!!

For them now 'minting money' is in Army their only attraction!

Confucius  says... Iss side ek disciplined Fauj!

Uss side Fauj joh karti hai Public ke paise pe mauj!!

Adds.... Iss side under a Democratic set-up!!

Uss side so said Democracy is one big gupp!!S 

Disclaimer:  Satire  . Not meant to influence, inform, insult or caste any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM and Blogs

VJS