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Man only likes to count his troubles, but he does not count his joys.

Advisory for Union Ministers

All the Union Ministers have been advised to be in office from 9 am to 9 pm. A very hard life  for Ministers in the politics.

Top five Media persons of PM Modi

1. Rajat Sharma

2. Arnab Goswami

3. Sudhir Chaudhary

4. Uday Mahurkar

5. Kanchan Gupta

Today Indian Consumer has choices galore!!

Citing Brand like Parle..... stories being spun that demand is falling... actually demand's getting spread out. Take Biscuits... humongous choice of Branded and Unbranded!! So Public is not consuming less Biscuits but old brand loyalties shifting. Like take Parle Glucose Biscuits.... similar biscuits in different brands... and unbranded too!  Consumers switchover because of taste...size/quantity.....price!!

Unbranded Glucose Biscuits are larger than Parle Glucose Biscuits... and cheaper too!! So this shake up is not fall in consumption or buying but demand getting spread out!! 

What kind of Slump is this!!
The message again humm karr rahe hai miss!!

MG Hector Bookings closed at 21,000..... Cost of Car is approximately Rs 19,00,000/- India Booked its whole Year Production...Kia Seltos SUV Records 6,046 Bookings in a day....250 new car bookings/hour....Hyundai Venue 45,000 cars in 45 Days i.e. 1000 Cars/Day... what recession! Yes Millennials could add to demand but many prefer OLA and Uber.... no mantianence hassles... no parking hassles...today in a place like Mumbai the cost of a Apartment Parking  slot is like buying a small flat in distant suburb Nalasopra.... so renting Parking Space is steep.. Parking Fees are high...no Traffic Challans.... but the Durbaari Media want you to feel huge recession is on!! Why aren't Hyundai .... Honda.....Mahindra laying off Workforce!! And now with 'Branded Second Hand Cars' many prefer second hand cars or Pre-Owned Cars....so this too affects sales of New Cars.... 

In Pakistan list of friends from Enemy No. 1 Nation!!
Seems they all have their own equation!!

RaGa is an Idol there..they keep on quoting him in their pleas to United Nations...Omar Abdullah is adored too....they miss Laloo..... their favorite Indian News Channel is NDTV...... Nidhi Razdan.... Ravish Kumar  have huge fan following there!! RaGa's Tweets are used by Pak often to bolster their case on Kashmir....Abdullah prior to being put in 'Relax Mode' gave them enough  reasons to adore him!! NDTV TRPs are very high in Pakistan...here NDTV's TRPs flounder!! They should think of shifting base.... yahaa kya rakha hai!! 

Congis say... Chandrayaan ko Nehruyaan karte call!!

Toh Communication  nahi hothi stall!!

They boast there is some jadoo in the Nehru- Gandhi surnames! Fact is they changed the name of Connaught Place to Rajiv Chowk.... the area started floundering... from Down Town.... it became 'down' Town...till all reverted to it's  original name... Connaught Place..  name plaque  says... Rajiv Chowk.... Public call it Connaught Place! Experiment....change name of IGI Airport to SP or Sardar Patel Airport.... and you will witness... a miracle... clean....aesthetic..... efficient Delhi Airport!! Why .. BJP will  not let Sardar's name be associated with.... unclean.. inefficient...substandard ..... something that Gandhi Family didn't bother.... they just named Airports.. Hospitals after Nehru- Gandhis and forgot thereafter!!! They forgot to associate self-esteem with their Brand!!

Disclaimer:  Satire . Not meant to influence, inform, insult or caste any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM and Blogs

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