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“The quality, not the longevity, of one’s life is what is important.”

BJP to sweep in all three states ?

If popularity of Narendra Modi is taken into account, the BJP is going to sweep all the  three Vidhan Sabha elections-Haryana, Maharashtra and Jharkhand going to polls next month.

Delhi to be acid test for Modi ?

PM Narendra Modi may win all the elections but political observers say winning in the Delhi Vidhan Sabha elections will be real acid test for Modi. Whispers has already made prediction that come what may BJP will win election in Delhi at any cost.

Raghubar Das will not be CM face ?

If top BJP sources are to be believed, Jharkhand will have a new Chief Minister after the Vidhan Sabha elections. Present CM Raghubar Das is unlikely to be BJP face in the state.

Two Requests...

Modi is Papa of the Nation' says Trump!!
He didn't say Mahatma ko karro dump!!

Badhe Papa aur Chotte Papa!!
After Sonia came to know...kho diya apna aapa!!

Hear she lamented... now his photo on 2000 Note!
Knowing Modi chances are not even remote!

Unlike Gandhis he doesn't believe in such self-promotion!
Modi's a man of sheer emotion!!

He wants to win our hearts with his work!
In our Wallets and on Name Boarda he has no intention to lurk!!

Pawars served ED Notice and NCP calls for a Bandh!!
You can expect from NCP and Congress such gandh (dirt)!!

As NCPs footprint has shrunk!!
In rest of Maharashtra its sunk!!

So maybe in Baramati partial effect!
And NCP Leaders will continue to eject!!

50 days since Kashmir was freed from tyranny and fear!
Of 3 Families and Hurriyat who put Kashmir in reverse gear!

But these two not giving up and trying to create trouble!!
And to see this you don't need The Hubble!!

They are desperate for Mobile  and Data connectivity!
Terming withdrawal of both in Kashmir as a depravity!!

They have loads of fake info ready !
Which they are sure will make Kashmir unsteady!!

Yahaa connectivity On!!
And immediately spread of fake info will be done!!

In Islamabad Gafoor is waiting for curbs to go!!
And to Kashmiris fake inciting info will flow!

Idea is to make Kashmiris rise violently forcing Forces to react!
For this 3 Families...Hurriyat... Congress... Pak have a pact!

All of them crying for connectivity in The Valley!
In this like I said all are pally!!

Some are asking what does MMS want... PC be set free!!
And 'all the INX Files jailed in Tihar' he'd like to see!!

Bets are on!!
Will PC get Bail....will they also arrest his son!!

Insiders say Sonia very  cut-up with PC.... his 2 tweets!!
And his bullying for a couple of LS seats!!

He managed to get one for his son!
Those in know say...by Sonia in protest it was done!!

Imran Khan may hold a Rally in London!!
Very artfully crowd sourcing will be done!

Pak's Creditors will be asked to assemble at Rally Site!!
It's hoped then Imran will show Pak's might!

Via this ploy they expect  a crowd of Saat Hazaar!!
Other Crowd Pullers will be Food Stalls and Chor Bazaar!!

Later Imran will meet London Mayor Sadiqas if he's Trump!

Hoping via this Modi he'll trump!!!

Confucius says....Or Congress ko Imzy will send a request!!

Help me in my 'taking on Modi' quest.

Adding.... Enemy ka Enemy is a friend!!

2 requests.. PC and Dirty Tricks Dept., mujhe karro lend!

Disclaimer:  Satire . Not meant to influence, inform, insult or cast any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM and Blogs

VJS