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“If you can’t fly then run, if you can’t run then walk, if you can’t walk then crawl, but whatever you do you have to keep moving forward.”

Will SS be given Dy CM post ?

It is said that in Maharashtra, Shiv Sena is likely to get Dy CM post if alliance forms govt after the Assembly elections. Sources said that if SS accepts this formula then BJP is likely to get more seats. BJP wants to give 18 seats to other allies like RPI and others.

Who is the darling of Muslims in India ?

Who is the leader in the opposition parties liked by Muslims these days ? People say none in Congress, SP and BSP but only Mamta Banerjee. She is having emotional attachment with the Muslims.

Katora... 

Jeeja ji.. Jeeja ji.... abh kya hogaa ji!!
You and Wifey should shift in with SoGa ji!

10 Janpath is haloed ground!!!
CBI/ED will return from Gate and say 'Not Found'!!

It's rumoured anyone entering without getting an okay!!
Usse andhar kuchch Ghosts rokkay!!

Some say Ghosts of Nehru... Indhra and Rajiv!!
Don't allow entry to any Unpermitted Jeev (human)!!

But what if somehow Jeeja ji's taken in!!!
He'll demand comfy bed..clean loo and afternoon Gin!!

PC and Shivkumar andhar so Jeeja will  have company!
Some more could join him from Sasu Ma's C Company!

What if Scindia, Deora and a few more jumped Ship!!!
Maybe now Sonia will issue inner Party Whip!!

All Congis to take a fresh Allegiance Oath!!
To Family and Party .... both!!

RaGa may also summon  Congis for a Allegiance Test!!
Piddi will eat a Biscuit from a plate and Congis will have to eat rest!

If a Congi shows the slightest aversion he/she will fail!!
Will receive Expulsion Order via Mail!!

Allegiance Bond all will have to give!!
Roll Call twice a day wherever the Congi may live!!

All Call Records must be submitted!!
Travel overseas without permission not permitted!

Family will have it's  Gestapo to keep tabs on everyone!!
No matter if you are PC or PC's son!!

Haal kaisa hai Pawar ka!!
Pawar 'Kya sawaal hai aap ka'!!

Pawar ji... sawaal... simple hai... kaiso ho!!
Pawar... Baraa ...I think for some time to Kolkata I'll go!

Why.... will you feel safe there!!
Pawar...Mamtha says her Doctors will take good care!

Any other reason for you to shift!!
Pawar....Mishti Doi merra mood it does lift!!

Nothing to do with you being named in Money Laundering Case!!
Pawar....No.... do you see any worry on my face!!

At UNGA Imzy... Ignore us and strengthen Jihad in Valley!
So he accepts with Jihadis Pak is pally!!

But with Pak's bankruptcy on his mind he can say!!
If you ignore our demands then a Cess to us all should pay!

Or be prepared for Jihadis shifting to your Countries as well!
And then be prepared for hell!

In US Imzy has realized Pak's percieved as a Rogue Nation!
And Pakistan's all round degradation!!

Surely the Hotel Receptionist where he checked in!!
Must have asked him for his Credit/Debit with a grin!

Everyone knows Pak is kadka.... broke!!
In fact about its hopelessness even Pakis joke!!

Confucius says... Globally its percieved wherever Imzy goes!
With him the Katora goes everyone knows!

Flash...Verdict is out.... Modi's speech Statesman like!! Imzy's...He showed his Bhikari psyche!! 

Disclaimer:  Satire . Not meant to influence, inform, insult or cast any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM and Blogs

VJS