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Getting things done in this country, if you want to build something, if you want to start a company, it's getting to be virtually impossible with all of the bureaucracy and all of the approvals.

Naa Sounga na sone dooga

Narendra Modi is a very hard task master and workaholic PM. He is very much dedicated to work. Many a time he works late night or early morning.  PMO staff also tries to match his speed. But when they find time after 9 pm some said jokingly- "naa sounga naa sone doonga" (Neither I will sleep nor allow you to sleep) .

Is five star hotel business down in Delhi ?

It is said that in the Modi Government there is a steep fall in the business of Five Star hotels in Delhi. One need not elaborate.

PMO seeks information about MP Honeytrap ?

The PMO is believed to have asked information from the central agencies  about the involvement of politicians and  bureaucrats in Madhya Pradesh.

Don't break Piggy Bank

Speech at the Airport by Im the Dim!!
Spoke and looked like Hafiz Sayeed who goes to gym!!

100% ... shudh Jehadi speech!!!
Jihadi threats he did screech!!

Seems this Speech was to please Gen Bajwa!
Bajwa advised Im the Dim se war ka dankaa bajwaa!!

Im the Dim got message from Bajwa as he deplaned!!
'By your timid speech at UNGA General Sahib is pained'!!

'Now make amends and dankaa bajao of war'!!

'As it is most Lt. Generals ko hai tumm se khaar'!!

Maybe Bajwa petitioned Bushra..Imzy's voodoo half!

Imzy pe toh bachaa bachaa karr raha hai laugh!!

Imzy's wife Bushra Bibi used voodoo!!
From a revelation its clear voodoo she does do!!

They say Mirrors in Pak PM House don't show her reflection!!
It's said Bushra ka Jinno ke saath hai direct connection!

2 are on duty in Pak PM House at her beck and call!!
Ek ko Hafeez and doosre ko Masood karti hai call!!

Seems Amit Shah got wind of Imzy's Airport Reception plan!
Thought ..if Imzy can get a reception Modi too can!!

Otherwise with so many feathers in Modi's cap!!

No need for Modi to take Airport notional victory lap!!

Though Pitroda showed Pakis and Congress are very pally!!
He requested NY Cops to allow an anti Modi Paki rally!!

Insiders say Bushra gets her way!!

Despite Imran's Talaaq penchant with her in Nikaah he has to stay!

Im the Dim dare not give Bushra Talaaq!!
Bushra's warned him..my 2 Jinns will make you khaak (dust)!

Its being said Indian Economy changing at phenomenal rate!
For results to show up 2-3 Quarters you'll have to wait!!

Sitaraman seems to be fixated on reducing Interest rates!
Wish she'd look up what the norm states!

Saving rate should be 2% higher than inflation!
5%+ is the real inflation rate so doesn't warrant rate deflation!

She seems to be hell bent on getting Corporates to do her Wah-Wah!!
And after Interest Rate Cut they'll say 'aur kuch la'!

Their expectations are like a bottomless pit!!
They want Savings  to take a huge hit!!

So that Savers have to invest in MFs and Stocks!
They want to see Investors come to Stock Markets in flocks!!

In fact this is what Chiddy wanted!!
Seems a bug in FM's chair he craftily planted!!

No ..no...not using chewing gum!!
Craftily planted a bug that bites every FM on the bum (slang for rear)!!

Confucius says...Don't break the Piggy Bank!
Global Economy downturns and see how non saving Economies sank!!

Disclaimer:  Satire . Not meant to influence, inform, insult or caste any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM and Blogs

VJS