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Bureaucracy is not an obstacle to democracy but an inevitable complement to it.

Ram Mandir in Ayodhya before UP elections ?

It is widely believed in the political circles that the Ram Mandir in Ayodhya will be built before the UP Vidhan Sabha elections.

Stocks of Rajnath Singh now high ?

In political circles people say, in the recent days stocks of Rajnath Singh have gone high. This is evident from the selection of Sudhanshu Trivedi as Rajya Sabha candidate of the BJP from UP. Trivedi is considered to be close to Rajnath Singh.

Boom or Doom

Congress mein zabardast Jungs jaari!!
Ek doosre ke saath maara maari!

Congress Leaders fighting for foothold in States . A Congi released a clip of Hooda...Azad and Patel in conversation . The Clip has left Congress red faced. They discuss Ticket distribution in Haryana... Patel wants to know how many Tickers have been given to Surjewala and the convo that follows is full of innuendos and bad  maths..the discussion shows the Camp wars in Haryana! In Mumbai after misunderstandings with Deora,  Sanjay Nirupam ready to quit and frankly this is one resignation Congress would not mind....he may go back to Sena....in Rajasthan it's Ghelot vs Pilot... in MP it's  Scindia vs Kamalnath..and in Delhi... Rahul's 'Youngsters' vs Sonia's 'Oldies'!!

Congress taunting... even Bangladesh has GDP of 8%!
For BJP as usual taunt meant!

Bangladesh is blessed to have India  as it's  neighbour.... it's Defence Budget is low .....it's neighbour sportingly and accomodatively has till now accepted scum from Bangladesh...  Bangladesh's 'Congress types' in Jail..... Bangladesh has no labor laws so many 'sweat shops' thrive and milk Bangladeshis! India gets the technology driven Manufacturing....Bangladesh's Sweat Shop manufacturing!!

Imran could soon be playing County Cricket!!
In Politics he's on a very sticky wicket!!

Bajwa is not happy with Imran's speech... he's also concerned about how 'stupidly Imran behaved' in the US!! Imran gave an Interview to a TV Channel and  compared China's infra  with US's infra... one of the Anchor's shut him up by saying.... 'you are not behaving like a PM but behaving like a Welder from Bronx'!!! Many Pakis are welders in Bronx! Maybe its time Im the Dim started planning for shifting to London... he should be thinking if Londeners would accept Bushra and her two pet Jins... maybe shift into a Paki dominated part of London.... London Mayor will happily help!

Ms. Nirmala ko koun karre explain!!
To try to keep pleasing Markets is insane!!

You give the Markets something.. and they'll celebrate for max a day and next day turn glum again with some other 'pain'!! If India needed a pragmatic Economist ....never the need is more than today...the current bunch Government  relies on... the self appointed  advisors ... Swamy and Bhalla .. and the critics ....MMS....can only add to problems. GDP projection cut from 6.9% to 6.1%. Recession staring at Germany, UK and even Singapore which may grow by minus 0.5%! But despite to fibs of gloom and doom here...E Com sales have garnered 11,500 crores in 3 days... Automobile Sales during Navratras are good!! Problem with this Government is it doesn't believe in itself and the work it's done!!

Disclaimer:  Satire . Not meant to influence, inform, insult or caste any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM and Blogs

VJS