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You can't cross the sea merely by standing and staring at the water.

Will Praful Patel go Chaidambram way ?

Will Praful Patel go the P Chaidambaram way ? Answer to this question will be known only after the role of NCP in the formation of the Maharashtra government.

Will a Southern Group take over Yes Bank ?

In the corporate world,  rumour is rife that a South Indian Group after investing  may take over the Yes Bank. Is it true ?

Only ShivSena can rein in BJP ?

At a gathering in Delhi, experts said that Shiv Sena is the only party which can rein in BJP. SS knows how to pull the plug of BJP.

Sensible Step...

Congress's Aiyer's mental twin in Sena is Sanjay Raut!!

His latest... Public have actually voted for Sena!!

And Public is for Sena hai iss ka kehena!!

50+ seats and have lost more seats than they won!!

Seems Raut's Maths is like Sonia's son!!

Latest...seems pre election Sena-NCP had a pact!!

They say they had a hush-hush contract!!

Sena voters would not vote for BJP candidates!!

Its known Thakre and Pawar very old mates!

Sena as it is never transfers a single vote!!

And on it being a loyal ally chances are remote!!

Sena comes to power to 'rake it in'!!

Sena Mantra Paisa banaane ke maamle mein there's no sin!

Sonia they say to keep BJP away is positively inclined!

She knows with gold bricks political path in Maha is lined!!

Congress supporting Sena/NCP from outside!!

Muslims will say means Congress not on our side!!

If BJP - SS took control Sena's greed BJP will keep in check!

Unlike Sena/NCP/Congress who for greed control care a heck!

Sonia Madam ji Economy kiss chidiya ka hai naam!!

UPA time aap ki samajh ka humm chukka chukke hai daam!

Imagine a World renowned Economist PM!!

Who ran our Economy into the ground as Sonia's GM!

During UPA Economy was ... what's there in it for us!!

Desh ki karwa dee inno ne buss!!

Madam ji..US's Secretary Treasury has said!!

Seems faster than expected Indian Economy has sped!

Will achieve $ 5 Trillion goal before 2024!!

To run down our Economy Madam ji lagaa rahe ho jorr! 

Wonder is this step bad... good... best!

If Government clears all legitimate dues soonest!

All Tax refunds...pending bills.. and Arbitrations lost!!

A slight perk in Deficit it could cost!!

Released Funds will be ploughed productively back!! 

For inordinate delays as it is Sarkaar getting flack!

And will  hugely boost business confidence !!!

Because of delay in refunds 'Business' is tense!!

Confucius says... why hold up legit payments and refunds!!

Clearing dues would inject into business huge funds!!

Disclaimer:  Satire . Not meant to influence, inform, insult or caste any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM and Blogs

VJS