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Will Priyanka Gandhi be AICC President ?

Rumours are rife that Priyanka Gandhi will be AICC President. The announcement is likely to be made by November 14.

Agitation against whom ?

In the power galleries, the buzz on Wednesday was that Delhi Policemen launched agitation against whom ? One can guess ?

Raut... out...

Sena's Raut boasted... we have 170 MPs to form Sarkaar!

Actual position divide by chaar (4)!!

Sena then knocked on RSS's door!!

And demanded 'get our pal Gadkari to the fore'!!

Dug themselves in badly!!

Most would say madly!

With just half the seats of BJP want a 50:50 share !!

If they are Tigers then BJP's led by a Sher!!

Udhav has made Sena into a joke!!

As for Tubelight Raut you want to shortcircuit his choke!

Congress has declined to join in and now NCP opting out!

In a way Sena's been sorted out! 

Latest is Sena has relented..... withdrawn CM boast!

Pawar craftily said dor 25 years BJP Sena dost-dost!!

Cited this as reason to sit with Congress in Opposition!

But then who made Sena-NCP Government proposition!!

Sena's Pappu will not become a Minister!!

Family ego prevents Pappus from becoming an assister!

PM or CM .... or they'll prefer to stay away!!!

De facto role they'd prefer to play!

2 wheelers  cause more pollution than 4 wheelers!!

Seems AAP has some 2 Wheeler Dealers!

2 Wheelers are the Aam Aadmis mode of transport!!

Odd Even for 2 Wheelers AAP will never resort!

And what about Generator created pollution!!

Kejri has his solution!!

Peak Winter it'll come down as ac usage is less!!

What about the Construction mess!!

Chalo Kejri will seek refuge in Farm pollution!

So till AAP's there there's going to be no solution!!

Durbaris out to create heartburn!

This time it's Bureaucracy’s turn!!

Say ...Modi's taken first step to break 'Silos of their Elite Club'!

As an attack on the Elite Club karr rahe Durbaris dub!

Its about 'Common Foundation Course' !

Liberals will join in... Babus ko kyon karr raha Modi force!!

Every decision of Modi they spin!!

But Modi they've not been able to pin!!

Omar and Mufti served Eviction Notices!!!

Hope the contraptions in the Houses one notices!!

20 crores was spent on furniture and fixtures!!

As 370 was in force no CAG strictures!

Air conditioner in every room ... not from apni kamayee!

Arre yeh logh hai Sarkaari Jamai!!

Hear Omar has already said... over my dead body!!

Arre Omar you are no longer 'Somebody'!

Papa Abdullah toh does Tauba Tauba the  entire day!

Moaning 'mein ne kyo 370 can't be revoked kiya tha say'!

Cops versus Lawyers.. what Nation saw!

Both who are supposed to uphold Law!

Both unashamedly compromise  Law!!

And usual excuse.... Law mein flaw!!

Confucius says....next will be CAs and the Taxman!!

Or Gandhis aur unn ke poorane fan!!

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