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For the last two years, the Japanese have actually invaded China and taken possession of several provinces.

Amethi is next target of Amit Shah ?

Once Ahmad Patel is defeated in Rajya Sabha elections from Gujarat, BJP Chief Amit Shah  will target Amethi to see defeat of Rahul Gandhi in the next Lok Sabha polls.

Mafia rules India !

It may sound to be intriguing but it is a fact that these days Mafia rules the country. It is only the colour that changes.

Will Ahmad Patel win  ?

Prospects of Ahmad Patel for going to the Rajya Sabha, according to sources, are bleak as there are chances of two-three more Congress MLAs may change their loyalty.

Flurry Aunty ..

Abh Aunty ko ek aur worry!!!!

In fact she's in a flurry!

BJP went into VP election with loss of 40 votes!!!

And still its seat share bloats!

JD (U) and BJD voted for Gandhi!

Aur firr bhi ho gayi Naidu ki chaandi!!

Naidu was pledged 495 Votes but got 515!

11 Votes invalid and no vote from 14!!

So despite the desertion Naidu got 6 more!!!!

Abh with stupid theories Congress karre gi bore!

Naidu rightly says he's going Party-less!!

But Opposition nahi hooee impress!!

Lootens Media will soon step in!!!

And Naidu's sentiment they'll try to bin!!!

Lootens Media never questions Gandhi Pariwaar!!!

Reserved only for Modi hai inn ka every waar!

BJP wants to erase Nehru is their new ronna!!!!!

Revelations have pushed Nehru's memory into a tight konna!!

Just Google 'Nehru' and read on!!!!

Because of him down the wrong path India's gone!!

I don't think he's the right role model!!!

Wrong Nations and People he chose to mollycoddle !!

The Kashmir problem and China war were his doing!!!

And his alleged affairs have elicited booing!!

The Dokhlan stand off resolved!!!

I'm sure you are wondering how this was solved!!

It was settled via a Boxing Fight!!!

There was Zulpikar on the left and Vijendra on the right!!

Vijendra won and so India won too!!

Now China knows what it's got to do!!

It is the 'the most Friendly ' way of settling this dispute!!!!

I'd say the most peaceful route!

Vijendra even offered the Chinese Boxer a peace gift!

He'll hand him his won belt hoping their spirits this would lift!

Presi, VP and PM all RSS products!!!

Training for Dedicated Netas RSS conducts!!

Congress in a tizzy because at this rate!!!

With a  RSS Congress Presi Congress has a date!!

Confucius says ... Seems Opposition is in a mood to get phased out!!!!

Seems hell bent to face a total route!!

Disclaimer:  Poetical Satire. Not meant to influence or inform. With inputs from MSM, SM and Blogs

VJS