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New partners likely to get berth in Modi govt

As per available indications, JD(U) and AIADMK  are likely to be inducted in the Modi Cabinet. It is said that AIADMK is likely to announce its merger with NDA in a couple of days. Cabinet expansion  will take place this month only.

Governors appointment likely this month

Govt   is likely to clear long awaited appointment of Governors this month. There are 10 vacancies of Governors.

Will Gouda’s portfolio be changed ?

Rumours are high about probable faces and changes. According to sources Sadananda Gouda is likely to get some important ministry.

Irani likely to continue as I&B minister

In all probability, Smriti Irani will continue as Minister of I&B. Presently, she is Textile Minister and holding additional charge of MIB.

Chat with RaGa Imaginary

By the wonder of imagination I'm able to interview RaGa.

Me: Arre Bhai why are you being so reluctant to give an informal interview...consider it ... a chat..

Rahul: I've been instructed not to give interviews... I can try to get permission...you have to give me ...questions you are going to ask.. time span of interview ...location...can one of my chosen reps sit in the room... of course out of camera glare.. .or can I wear a ear piece ...if there is going to be an audience then I'm sure it'll be a no...

M: Whatever questions comes  to mind ..when you want you can finish the interview........... no audience..and you can deny giving me an interview as there is no recording . .have I met your requirements......

R: Hmmmmm... chalo let's try.....its a chat..

M: This Tragedy Tourism you do ...it looks like a farce ... and Maya says post such tourism you are bathed in Eu de Cologne... and some one else said the food you eat that is projected as the locals cooked food ..is actually food cooked by your Chef ...

R: Bolognese....sorry Baloney...my fav Perfume is Matière Noire by LV ...so she's lying ..about food ....hogwash ....but as I am a SPG protectee SOPs are there ...

M: Like ...

R: All raw materials my people procure... my Chef cooks on-site...food is checked in portable lab.... yes I do undergo regular deworming... and take gut infection prevention medications ..but I give them the honour of saying good is cooked by them... I'm that magnanimous!

M: So the ones supposed to be doing the cooking must be knowing the truth and feeling bad that you won't eat their cooking...

R: But my cook conjures up a huge meal and after the cameras have gone all enjoy a sumptuous meal and all is forgotten..and my Security gives them a sob story...like my Security prevents me to eat their cooking ..

M: You take advantage of their gullibility ...but your tourism is seen as photo ops ...and then you forget about them... no follow up..

R: Such a big Country..so many tragedies taking place ...its simply not feasible if you have to do justice to your objective ..

M: And we know your objective...... you and your Ma summoned the Gujarat MLAs to thank them..  and what we got to see ... they were barricaded ....Imperious Gandhis just went through the motions.....it looked as if you were doimg a big favor meeting them..arre you did not even serve them a glass of water  ..

R: Again SPG compulsions...we don't believe in formalities...they must have gone and enjoyed a sumptuous meal or snack later.... Ahmed may have hosted them ..... I will come to know when Ahmed submits  Expense Account.....

M: You make the SPG into a villain.. . for you SPG seems to stand for ....Security Precautions for Gandhis...Amit Shah too is a SPG protectee but he enjoys meals at Dalits homes and Karyakartas homes.. why he even stays with them... that's why he's so successful.... he's aware of ground realities ..SPG has not cacooned him.. .

R: Amit Shah ...Amit Shah ...Amit Shah .. what's so great about him ... he's had a few electoral succeses..

M: Few....are you numerically challenged   ..he has even been able to form BJP  Governments where Congress had a majority.. Modi has Amit ...Gandhis have Mani .. Gulaam!!

R: Enough   ... I can't take this ... now.... buzz off... I deny having a chat with you .. I should have pressed for the Questions you were going to ask prior to our chatting ...

M: Even if you did ....wouldn't matter .. .check out the few interviews you've done .....

Stomps off in a huff

Disclaimer:  Poetical Satire.  Not meant to influence or inform.  With inputs from MSM, SM and Blogs

VJS

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Will Modi’s dream of eliminating corruption come true ?

Terming corruption as one of the greatest challenge, Prime Minister Narendra Modi has called for special initiatives to end the menace in the next five years with the pledge of  'Karenge Aur Kar Ke Rahenge' (We will do and surely do). He said the menace of corruption has adversely impacted the development journey of the country and has eaten the polity from the inside but will he be able to accomplish the task ? Can corruption be eliminated in India ?

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