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We have seen three empires disappear as a result of the World War.

All India Personal Law Board to reject SC verdict at Bhopal ?

All eyes are now set on the General Body meeting of the All India Personal Law Board in September at Bhopal. It is believed that the Board is going to reject the verdict of the Supreme Court of India about triple talaq. Why Bhopal was chosen as venue ? People believe that because of  huge Muslim population. And the MP Government will have a tough time. One can wait and watch.

Union cabinet reshuffle after AIADMK joins NDA

As per indications, first AIADMK will join NDA then the PM will expand his cabinet, which is likely to take place this week. According to sources AIADMK is likely to announce its merger in a day or two.

More dents likely in BJD ?

In Odisha, ruling BJD party is likely to face some exodus. Who is behind this ? Only time will show the real picture.

Naqvi likely to be promoted

Mukhtar Abbas Naqvi, Union MoS, Minority Affairs and Parliament Affairs is likely to be promoted as Cabinet minister.

Imaginary Chat with Amrinder & Khattar

By the wonder of imagination I'm able to have a chat with Amrinder and Khattar.

Me: You both really mucked up!

Amrinder : No way... only Khataara (Junked) ji mucked up ... 30+ deaths!!!

Khattar: Oye Aishi (Enjoyment fixated) Raja ji.... had the judgement been delivered in Punjab there would have been 70+ deaths in Punjab..the way you handled Punjab...

A: I took timely measures ....

K: You did not even promulgate 144... you were busy tweeting info to Sonia  ..indirectly patting your own back.....Gori ke Chamcha ji....

A: Why did you allow so many Premis to gather in Panchkula......Mr. Alice in Wonderland ji...

K: Bewakoof ji we had earmarked a secluded area for them..

A: Ha ha ...bewakoofi di hudd Khachra (Childish Joker) ji.... once you allowed them to enter ..unless each batch was escorted to the earmarked area ...they'd fan out and this is what they did..

K: Not so Bhaisa (Buffalo) ji ....my DGP..

A: Uss da naam wee na lo.. in Haryana I'm sure apart from his own Doggy no one trusts him ..first he assured Court, Panchkula cleared of Premis and then he said Dera Baba not getting any special treatment ...what  lies... had it not been for Media ...Dera Baba would be in a Guest House changing clothes every hour.. applying perfumes ...and enjoying imported foodstuff...like the chocolate he munched in the Chopper before take off..

K: All lies Toffee Waale Baba ji ( Rahul had insulted him by handing him a toffee on stage when he was demanding he should be the CM nominee)....the DGP had said...to the best of his knowledge..

A: Yeah like the typo ...he was misinformed...Mr. Chadda ji (Bachelor)..and do you know Dera Baba's  connections... PP has got info on this .... and Baba ji had even made plans to get kidnapped while being taken from Court to his next stop.... post sentencing ...

K: Yes we got to know and it was thwarted .... Madam ke Mohre ji!!!

A: I think Modi ji should remove you Mr. Gitku (Shorty) ji....by the way why are you so quite (addressing me)..

K: Yes ... why ..

M: When 2 crows fight never step in.... Chalo now that you have asked me to chip in... I challenge both of you to say... Rapist Baba ....

A: He still has two appeals ...

K: Yes it's wrong to call anyone names .....we both as CMs cannot use  such language .....

M: Proved .... Case Closed....just now you both used crass terminology for each other ....tabh kya hooa...

In unison A & K: Andarr se toh humm Bhai hai ...

Disclaimer: Poetical Satire. Not meant to influence or inform.  With inputs from MSM, SM and Blogs

VJS

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Will Modi’s dream of eliminating corruption come true ?

Terming corruption as one of the greatest challenge, Prime Minister Narendra Modi has called for special initiatives to end the menace in the next five years with the pledge of  'Karenge Aur Kar Ke Rahenge' (We will do and surely do). He said the menace of corruption has adversely impacted the development journey of the country and has eaten the polity from the inside but will he be able to accomplish the task ? Can corruption be eliminated in India ?

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