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Are you Socialist or Communist? I am neither Socialist nor Communist, I am only typist.

BJP reluctant to absorb every Cong leader vying to switch over!

Though several senior Congress leaders are believed to be making a beeline to join the BJP, the later has decided to go in for proper scanning of every such leader in question before absorbing anyone in the party.

Gujaratis run the show in Mumbai

Gujarati businessmen are these days said to be running the show in Mumbai – the commercial capital of India.

Original RSS vanishing with each passing day

The original RSS of Guru M S Gowalkar is said to be vanishing with each passing day. It is now being increasingly seen that the principles for which Guru Gowalkar stood are seen nowhere.

Oppose ...Oppose ...Oppose

New paradigm shift of Opposition!!
Oppose BJP Government's every proposition!!

Nation be damned!!
All proposals of Government should be rammed!!

Opposition is literally fighting for its survival!!
Passed the stage of revival!

Kerala no longer is God's own Country as it's now the Devil's!!
It's God made image Kerala Congress levels (flattens)!

Disagree with the ban but why go mad!!!
Here seems Idiocy is Knee-Jerk's Dad!!

Like I said 'oppose' is the new chant!!!
They gave this 'freedom to eat' slant!!

In IIT Madras 50/9000 students took part in a Beef Fest!!
Sickular way to protest!!

But Presstitutes showing as if all the students protested!!
Such biased articles should be strongly contested!

Do you know Cuba banned Cow Slaughter in 1979!
So Commies should think before they whine!

Cuba is the Cloud 9 on Earth for every Red!!
It's a Paradise for Commies its said!!

India has a Hindu majority!!
And should not be damned to heed the whims of the Minority!!

Slowly Muslims are realising their 18% is not enough!
In UP BJP called their bluff!!

Muslim Leaders used to say!!
A crucial role in elections our 18% does play!!

Majority vote is solidifying too!!
Some day this it had to do!!

Modi is solidifying the Hindu Vote!!!
Even the ones in the past who used 'to float'!!

His funda is straight All Indians same!!
He will not allow Appeasement to make his policies lame!!

NCP has signed up for EC Hackathon just for fun!!
Whereas Commies too signed up and will 'be on the run'!!

On the run to the Beverage Table or Cart!!
Filled to the gills from EC Office they'll depart!

18 Congi Leaders from Karnataka met Yuvraj!!
Wonder with how many Rahul's doggy was naaraj!

It's mandatory for Congis to undertake the Doggy Test!!
Something a few Congis with spines did detest!

But then Rahul feels..his Party his Test!!
Rahul feels his Doggy can judge the best!!

Confucius says.... India is moving past such Leaders fast!
On the Political Shelf now such Leaders cannot last!!

Disclaimer:  Poetical Satire. Not meant to influence or inform. With inputs from MSM,SM and Blogs. 

VJS