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Demo does the job...

I meet my Stock Broker friend at a South Indian Eatery located on Dalal Street. Over Idlli Sambar and Filter Kapi we get chatting.

Me: Kem cho..

Friend: Saroo... market jhakaas che...

M: So the Demo data is out...

F: I think a huge success ..of course if one is criticizing just because 99% currency returned ..then one is being naìve ...or biased ...

M: Yup... now all the stored money is back into circulation!

F: And via the Great Indian Jugaad money has been deposited ..a sizeable chunk is Black Money . .and now Income Tax Department will unravel the Jugaad  and surely Government will keep a watch so that no Income Tax Officer uses Jugaad to make money and let off any of the Jugadoos who have deposited Black Money..

M: I note use of Digital Money has really shot up... my Chemist... Kiriana .. from wherever I fill up the car ....all say 30% increase in Digital Money usage.

F: Has to be Circulation down by 20%.... and Income Tax collections up...OROP would have contributed 5% .... so 20% up.... Tax Base widened ...

M: Buss Presstitutes and Opposition holding 99% currency returned chanchana (rattle).... bewakoofo ki jamaat....they keep on saying Government changing Goalposts ...arre when many of us changed the game itself ..  changed it to cricket via Jugaad ...and now many 'gamechangers' getting caught...

F: But as the Public has sportingly borne all the pain for Nation's gain hopefully Government will make the Public feel the gain too..reduce excise on Fuel... rationalize Income Tax.... bring down GST rates...or 2019 take it from me BJP going to face Shining India type of debacle... arre you are from North ...what about this  Dera Baba..

M: Well now expect his dirty secrets to come out ...like today his fixation for Guns and Girls is out... his Castration fetish is already in Courts ....

RF: I read many of his Bhakts handed over their Properties to the Dera... I think if anyone who has done this and has the Documentation.. and wants his or her Property back this should be allowed

.. he brainwashed them

..and so they were not in their senses when they handed their Property to the Dera....

M: Seems RaGa's Norway trip was organized as an image/confidence  building trip ..he met the Mayor of Oslo and a Pension Fund Manager....did not meet the Norway Minister of Foreign Affairs on whose invite he went there... so Conference etc., was baloney..

RF: Arre yeh hai humaara Comedy Show ...he should never be discouraged ...Te amari komedi so che (Gujarati).. .

M: Public latoo hai iss di Comedy teh (Punjabi)....Rahul sanoo hasao assi tehre naal ha....

We have a good laugh as we move out...

Disclaimer: Poetical Satire. Not meant to influence or inform.  With inputs from MSM, SM and Blogs

VJS

DEBATE

Will Modi’s dream of eliminating corruption come true ?

Terming corruption as one of the greatest challenge, Prime Minister Narendra Modi has called for special initiatives to end the menace in the next five years with the pledge of  'Karenge Aur Kar Ke Rahenge' (We will do and surely do). He said the menace of corruption has adversely impacted the development journey of the country and has eaten the polity from the inside but will he be able to accomplish the task ? Can corruption be eliminated in India ?

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