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Kamal Pasha and his colleagues worked feverishly to built up an effective army out of the broken remnants at their disposal.

No fourth term as Chief Minister

PM Narendra Modi and BJP President Amit Shah is learnt to have decided that there will be no fourth term to any one as Chief Minister however strong, popular and dedicated  he or she may be.

Hint was already there!

During his 2014 Lok Sabha campaign, Prime Minister Narendra Modi had publicly said  about  “Jayanti Tax” for environmental clearances. Now the CBI has registered case against the then Forest and Environment Minister Jayanti Natrajan.

Hardeep Puri to go to Rajya Sabha from Rajasthan ?

Goa CM Manohar Parrikar’s Rajya Sabha seat  has fallen vacant from UP. Newly appointed Urban Development Minister Hardeep Puri may enter Rajya Sabha from Uttar Pradesh. He is former 1974 batch IFS officer.

K J Alphons to enter Rajya Sabha from Naidu’s seat ?

Vice-president M. Venkaiah Naidu’s Rajya Sabha seat that has fallen vacant is likely to go to the new Tourism Minister K J Alphons. He is former 1979 batch IAS officer.

Yeh kaisi study leave ..

After my walk around Connaught Place  I stop at my regular Shoe Shine to get my shoes shined and enjoy a Cappuccino from the nearby Vend.

Shoe Shine: Come Sir ... come .....I've got 52000 in my Bank and my land in the village is worth about 6 lacs...

Me: Kyaa hooaa..... apna financial lekha-jhoka  mujhe kyon deh raha hai....

SS: Sir sochch raha hoo zameen bechch karr World Tour pe jaoon.. . I hear one World Tour and you become so intelligent that you can even take on Modi..

M: Ha ha ...toh tuhne khabbar padh lee ke --- challe Pardes on a study tour to take on Modi in 2019....

SS: Sir ji I am 15 years younger than  .....if he can go on a Study Tour ..why can't I......I think his Mother is packing him off ....up to 2019..... so that he doesn't cause more damage to Congress..

M: Jee... buss iss ke mooh kholne ki derr hai aur Desh mein hassi ke tahaake sunaayee dethe hai.. .

SS:Congress waale ga rahe hogge... Goriyon ke Desh se beshak Papa jaise Gorri matt laana parr Papu ji samajhdaar bann ke waapas aana *..

M: I think they'd be singing...oh jaane waale ho sakke toh waapas laut ke matt aana *...

SS: Sir I'm selling my land and planning to travel for say max a month ... but looks like he's going to be gone for over a year  .. how is he funding the trip!!

M: Maybe his Maama or Maasi could be coughing up the money...

SS: Aggar doosro pe bojj bannana hai toh kya jaana zaroori hai kya..

M: Arre inn ke pariwaar ki andarr ki baath hai.. kya pataa koyi internal adjustment bhi ho sakthi hai...koun jaane!!

SS: Abhi just before you came 2 Stock Brokers got their shoes shined... their office is just around the corner.. they were saying if Congress were a Company ... its share would have rocketed on the news that ---- challe Videsh for extended period...iss ke SPG waalo ke toh mazze...

M: I hear he arranges for his own Security overseas.... SPG sees him off at the Delhi Airport...

SS: Sir ji firr toh jhakaas karchchaa hota hoye ga... no one can ask them from where they get the money!!!

M: Congis say it's a Privacy issue .....

SS: Kamaal hai ...humaare case mein privacy only sandaas  mein lagoo hothi hai... aur waha bhi aaj kall safaayi abhiyaan ke chakkar mein Big B chodhthe nahi humme....kabhi sherr ki awaaz nikaalthe hai.. kabhi chilaate hai....darwaaza bandh karro.. .

I have a good laugh and return to my Office .

* Based on yesteryear Bollywood songs 

Disclaimer:  Satire. Not meant to influence, inform, insult or cast any aspersions.  With inputs from MSM, SM and Blogs

VJS