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Both armies were exhausted and they sat down to recuperate and reorganise.

AIADMK likely to merge with NDA

After the expulsion of Shashikala and TV Dinakaran from the party, AIADMK is set to merge with NDA at the centre. According to sources, the party is likely to announce its plan in a couple of days.

Secret behind Amit Shah’s energy ?

From  where does Amit Shah gets so much  energy ? He sleeps barely for four hours–, from One AM to 4 AM and remains mobile rest of the time. Has he learnt the art of living from Modi ?

Now ball is in Kashmir's court

Home Minister Rajnath Singh's Kashmir visit is being seen as most successful. According to experts during his stay in the valley the HM categorically said that all issues related to J&k will be solved by locals and with local colours. Now its clear that he has put the ball in J&K court.

RaGa ji be proud of Rising India...

I'm in Berkeley  at a Coffee Shop ...the iconic.... 1951 Coffee Shop ...its a Non Profit one....and I'm here to meet an old friend who is a Lobbyist and who just attended Rahul's speech......he is a PIO and we did our MBAs together. Over Coffees and Muffins we get chatting.

Lobbyist Friend: We know RaGa has flopped badly in India....and this US trip is to curtail the damage to his image overseas....I hear even to boost his plummeting  confidence...... so I don't understand why the hell did he have to cry about what Modi's doing ....most of us were expecting he'd give us a peek into his Vision for India...we know what Modi is doing...and it's just what India needs...

M: Yup I just saw info on the Net about his speech... I think his advisors need to be fired or sent back to the Drawing Board to redraw his revival plan  ...as of today any revival looks like an impossibility ...

LF: I hear the strategy is to purchase one kudos after another for him.... like a Public Domain Advocate who he met and who is tweeting about him... or Senators he is going to meet in small and very private Groups ... and who are expected to praise him...

Lobbyists like me can get you support from all these people in a jiffy ...its child's play... this is a 100% choreographed trip!!!

Let him interact with students .....what do they say in India... Milk and Water will be separated!! Allow a real Open House.......and not a Moderated one where the Moderator selects pre-selected 'friendly and rehearsed' Questioners and Questions!!

M: What a stupid analogy by RaGa ....1000 hired people criticize him all the time ... just do an audit of SM... literally thousands kick his backside (notionally) 24x7.... why it's said Congress has hired applauders for him...

LF: And hired apologists too for him...because with his foot in mouth these are a necessity too...

M: And he has still not understood who is a Dynast ...a person getting into the same proffession as his Dad and working his way up is not a Dynast ...a Dynast is one ...who is grossly un-qualified and parachutes or tried to parachute right to the top post that is/was held by his Dad...like he himself.. Aki... Stalin..Tejaswi...I felt his Dynast comment in his speech must have made quite a few snigger in the audience .... at the reality ...

LF: And what a lie... that UPA brought peace  in the Valley...the Kashmir problem is a curse that was inflicted on India by Congress ...with its appeasement mindset UPA could not take any hard decisions ..if 'rolling over' is peace then RaGa needs to get his head examined.....see the number of terrorists that have been neutralized now...see how Pakistan has literally been trashed...see how the Zealots in the Valley have been pushed into a corner...see how Pak based Terror Orgs are being banned Globally...all this during Modi's stint ...MMS was a Puppet... his jobs were to look the other way to blatant corruption... give clean chits ...and make stupid statements..like... Muslims have the first right to India's resources ... aimed at shameless appeasement ..

M: So how do you rate his Speech ...

LF: He came ... he spoke...and made an ass of himself ....by decrying a PM who is applauded Globally for pulling India out of the dumps ..for curing India of a debilitating disease ..corruption..yaar he does not even know how many MPs are there in Lok Sabha ...its 545 and not 546 ....

M: What is the American equivalent for Pappu..

LF: Manchild  ..... kids would just say ...Duh

Disclaimer:  Satire. Not meant to influence,  inform,  insult or cast an aspersions.  With inputs from MSM, SM and Blogs

VJS