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Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.

UP CM fast emerging as PM material !

If media coverage is taken into account, UP CM Yogi Aditya Nath is emerging as the top choice to succeed Narendra Modi as PM of India. In Time magazine, cover story of Yogi  and a survey of the Aaj Tak saying Yogi number one choice as PM and wide coverage of Yogi in Media is suffice to prove this point.

About 100 former bureaucrats and Army officers support farmers agitation

About 100 former IAS, IPS and Army officers have openly supported Farmers agitation in Punjab.

Andolanjeevis

Abh toh Jeevis ki aayi hai bahaar,

All the time these Jeevis karte hai Modi pe waar!

After Modi's Andolanjeevis analogy now many Political Jeevis have jumped into the fray..... On Bail Jeevis, Tootijeevi .....one of them said Bapu too was a Andolanjeevi. Well the proof is in 2 puddings..... first had this lot of Self Serving Political Jeevis headed the Freedom movement we would be still under Brit Rule..... though it's now History but still Brits would salivate at the prospect of current Political Andolanjeevis leading the Freedom struggle.....second just compare Political Andolanjeevis and Azaadijeevis wealth .....official and rumored.... what Bapu left!! The Political Andolanjeevis have their Armies....Media ....Lobbyists, Groups affected by Modi cutting wasteful funding and corruption, religion based!!!

Sunn sunn Didi tehre liye ek rishta says hai!!

(After Didi met the Boy) Koun badtameez yeh rishta laaya hai!

When asked why she found this rishta so bad... after all the matchmaker had said the Boy came from a very famous family. Her reply ....Yeda hai. He told me ...you should cook... when I said yes.... he said... why should you when we have cooks... then he asked how will you knead flour.... I showed him.... he said ...why are you moving so much.... I said I'll use Yoga and reduce it...... he retorted.... why do something different ...he kept on demanding and then stupidly countering my agreeing to do what he demanded. Reminded me of that Winking Middleaged Man who keeps doing the same to Modi... why lockdown ..... then why Unlock.... why no vaccines... why are vaccines being given....Sister : shouts..... you mean......(pehchano koun)!!!

Disclaimer:  Satire . Not meant to influence, inform, insult or caste any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM and Blogs

Vikram Singh