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An eye for an eye will only make the whole world blind.”

Asaduddin Owaisi and Azam Khan to join hands ?

Grapevine has it that Asaduddin Owaisi and Azam Khan are joining hands in the UP elections scheduled next year.

Farmers are not MLAs !

A joke is currently doing the round that Farmers are not purchasable. Had farmers been MLAs they would have been sold .Since farmers are sitting around Delhi they are not purchasable.

Kharge to  succeed  Azad in RS (UPDATED)

Mallikarjuna Kharge is set be the Congress leader in the Rajya Sabha. Announcment  is likely  in a day or two. 

Gulaam is azaad

Gulam azaad hai,

Gusse mein Sonia aur unn ki aulad hai!

It's rumored for quite some time Azaad had stopped being  Servile . He had demanded elections for Congress's President post, much to the dislike of the Gandhi Family and he had become a Member of G 23. 

Modi's tears in his farewell were because it brought back memories of massacre of Gujarati Tourists in Kashmir , as he reminisced about his long association with Azaad. Congress .....hard hearted.... mistook it as tears for Azaad.....Modi got emotional as he remembered the killing of Gujarati Tourists and Azaad bursting into tears and lamenting at the Srinagar Airport!!!  Azad in his speech mentioned the 5 times he cried out loudly and lamented..and Gujarati tourists killing was one such time. Immediately Tharoor was ordered to belittle the emotions. The unwritten rule in the Congress's Ruling Family is ....we don't get emotional....we wink or smirk to show our emotions!!

Inventor of English words Tharoor lamented!

Post commenting on Modi's tears on Defence Budget he commented!

As per Tharoor why despite the new Border buildup Defence Budget was not given a buildup!! Boasting, Congress always kept increasing Defence Budget and even commented this not increasing Defence spend was Anti India.  Mr. Tharoor ......in Defence procurements there is a saving of about 15% just by stopping corruption ....no more Party Fund etc. So the Defence Budget gets a boost of 15% which otherwise would have landed in coffers and pockets of ..... you know who who!! Same is for Social Spend ...  because if DBT.. 100% utilization of funds....as admitted by Rajiv ...in Congress rule realization was just 16% ...so in actuality present Social Spend Budget has got a boost of 84% !!!

Disclaimer:  Satire . Not meant to influence, inform, insult or caste any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM and Blogs

Vikram Singh