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The two most powerful warriors are patience and time.

Top Five of RSS

Top Five in RSS these days are Mohan  Bhagvat, Bhaiyaji Joshi, Suresh Soni, Dattatreya Hosabale and Krishna Gopal.

Mohan Bhagvat	Bhaiyaji Joshi	Suresh Soni	Dattatreya Hosabale	Krishna Gopal

Only two leaders vocal against Modi

Efforts to form a  united front against Modi notwithstanding, only two leaders – Lalu Prasad Yadav and Mamata Banerjee – are vocal against Modi. Why are the remaining leaders silent ?

Is Kejriwal’s silence deceptive  ?

Is Kejriwal really silent ? It may appear to be so outwardly but insiders say that he is silently preparing for the future battles – be they in various states or at the centre.

Yeh kaisi bewakoofi..

My College friend is a Banker and a Socialite. We meet at a Coffee Shop in a Five Star Property... and over insipid Coffee and rock hard Muffins we get chatting.

Me: You were saying something about RaGa's US Trip.. ..

Friend: Not to be quoted... especially to the common Page 3 friends we share...despite his daily stupidities after RaGa could not even elicit a response from BJP...his self confidence hit a new low... so it was decided to force BJP to respond...mode ........ on Foreign Soil RaGa would attack Government and Modi with the same lies he was blabbing about in India... and once BJP responded ....Gandhi family Darbaris would step in and start making it look as if Rahul made BJP score a self-goal ...and recognized him as the real LOP in India..

M: Darbaris...now that's an apt term...there are quite a few Presstitutes in this category...some very old and some newbies...but I think people are smart... they would weigh.....are Gandhis good for a Democracy ....is Rahul fit to Lead a Nation like India....can Gandhis fight corruption....can Gandhis take steps at own peril for Nation .....can they rise above caste and religion and Politics of appeasement...

F: No....no.....no.....no...no for Gandhis/Rahul...and yes....yes...yes...yes.....yes.....when you replace Gandhis/Rahul with  Modi!!

M: What a hullabaloo about the Bullet Train..

F: Stupid theories as usual by Darbaris and Presstitutes ..  money is not being diverted to Fund the Train... its a Ultra Soft Loan Bullet Train specific ...... no Train no loan.......15 years we pay nothing...yes India has taken a risk on the ¥ - Rs conversion rate ...but this is unavoidable ... with lesser corruption and able Governance exchange rate could end up in India's  favor....yes if we commit a blunder and get Congress back in power then India had it..

M: Our Elders often tell us they bought so and so plot of land for 7000 and today its 7 crores... Lok Sabha cost 83 lacs in 1921...in 50 years down the line... cost of Bullet Train will look like pittance and then the future generations of these Darbaris/Presstitutes will say... why did Modi not convert all IR Trains to Bullet Trains when the cost was so low...and conjure up a scandal...

F: Has Congress been able to negotiate a loan with such a  low interest rate ..such a moratorium and such a long term...no.... the NPV of the Bullet Train really comes down with the Ultra Soft Loan ...

M: Yup you got  to think like a Mawari and calculate interest saved as a saving too...

F: Interest on interest too...really this Coffee is bad...

M: Ha ha .. I'm sure had you been with your Page 3 gang you guys would have been blaming Modi for the insipid Coffee..

F: Sad but true... you see its the same as we saw when were in any Jesuit School...its ICSE vs CBSE.... ICSE are the 'in' lot and CBSE are Vernacs .....to be shunned......we identify ourselves with Congis ....we Party with them .... we basically suffer from a huge superiority complex ... we are away from reality ...ours is a stupidly conjured cocooned existence..

M: Get out of it asap...

F: Why ...I enjoy their stupidities first hand and I get to Party every night .....

We settle the Tab and move out.

Disclaimer:  Satire. Not meant to influence,  inform, insult or cast any aspersions.  With inputs from MSM, SM and Blogs

VJS