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Winston Churchill has a hundred ideas a day of which at least four are good.

LoC to decide Modi’s future

Looking into the skirmishes and tensions at the Indo-Pak border, one thing is now certain that LoC will decide Narendra Modi’s future.

It’s turn of BJD - Odisha and Ponzi schemes?

If sources are to be believed some leaders of BJD are likely to face heat of Ponzi schemes. Till then wait and watch.

Is Uma Bharti in a fix? 

After the Special Court order regarding Babri Masjid alleged demolition Uma Bharti, union minister is said to be in fix. According to sources, her fate will be decided after PM's return from abroad. 

Proposal to increase Sikkim Legislative Assembly seats

A proposal for increase in the number of seats in Sikkim Legislative Assembly from 32 to 40 and reservation of 5 seats for Limboo &Tamang community in Sikkim Legislative Assembly is under consideration of the Ministry of Home Affairs. Suggestions and views of concerned stakeholders on the draft proposal are invited latest by June 26, 2017.

Holy Cow

Advani in Lucknow for a case!
And Yogi lands up to meet him at his place!

Now Twisted Media saying this is not right!!!
Stupidity's height!!

Advani is a Senior Leader and Yogi went to pay his respects!
And as usual something twisted the Twisted Media suspects!!

Had he not gone the same Media would boo!!
Then they'd say meeting Advani was minimum Yogi could do!

After the molestation of 2 girls clip was aired Azam's Gem!
If girls were locked up at home no one would molest them!!

And if Mulayam was in power he'd say!!
Boys will be boys and such games boys do play!!

Most of the molesters in jail!!
Now wait for Mullahs to wail!

They will make it into a communal case!!
'Had these been Hindu boys such harsh action Cops would not face'!!

Though in reality Hindu ho ya Musalmaan ya Isaai!
Joh karre ga Chayee  (crap) uss ke sirr mein padhe gi Chayee!

Why is Didi trying to show Beef Eating is Heritage in her State!
In her State Heritage is Fish on the Plate!

Constitution bans slaughter of Cows!!
To other mandates of the Constitution the Nation bows!

Islam doesn't say eating cows is holy!!!
Hinduism says slaughtering Cows is unholy!!

If Beef is a must then why not Buffalo meat!!!!
Why is Cow Ban generating so much heat!!

It's being said Cow ban means Exports would suffer!!
Kiss ka banaa rahe hai duffer!!

India Exports Buffalo Meat and not Cow Meat!!
On account of ban Leather and other allied Industries will not face heat!!

And for any slaughter now the Licensed way is the route!!
Bandh karr dee Middleman ki loot!!

Abattoirs have to be Licensed!!
And don't we know why Butchers are so tensed!

Licensing means a rise in input cost!!
So a part of their profit will be lost!!

If Merkel was cold in the past with Modi!!
Her chilliness this time Merkel ne boiling hot water se doh dee! 

From the last time they met Modi's image rose and rose!!
Her's hit new lows!

She's now realized Modi is no flash in the pan!!

And then unlike our previous PM Modi's his own man!!

Confucius says... The dishonesty of the past the World saw!
And now World sees how Modi punches dishonesty in the jaw!!

Disclaimer:  Poetical Satire.  Not meant to influence or inform.  With inputs from MSM, SM and Blogs 

VJS