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The changes in our life must come from the impossibility to live otherwise than according to the demands of our conscience not from our mental resolution to try a new form of life.

Bureaucrat’s money dumped in Noida and Gurgaon ?

Grapevine has it that majority money of the bureaucrats, earned honestly or otherwise, is being dumped in Noida and Gurgaon.

Mamta's politics giving mileage to BJP ?

If BJP is getting mileage in West Bengal, it is because of Mamta Benerjee's political games. According to experts if such politics goes on, next elections could prove waterloo for TMC in Bengal.

Health of Congress & CPM poor in WB

Two political parties - Congress and CPM - who ruled WB for more than two decades are not in good health. These parties are not in a position to give fight to TMC or BJP politically. Both parties are lacking "charismatic" state level leaders.

News Portal not a Cookery Show

My friend who is an avid traveller invites me to a Shudh Vegetarian Meal at a Gujarati Eatery in Mumbai. As the 'persona' of 'starters ' and 'Chaach' starts we get chatting.

Friend: Wherever I go people ask me ... is RaGa for real or just an actor.... is Congress so bereft of Leaders ...is India an Autocracy ... what kind of money do the Gandhis have ????

Me: And what do you say..

F: The obvious... just Google ...despite Congress SM Team still there is so much ....you type half a question about Gandhis or INC and the prompt question options that show up make you laugh at the irony...

M: And now RaGa's tried to do a one up on Modi....Modi had said Gandhi was an NRI who returned to India and did wonders for India ... Rahul has said Congress was led by NRIs who returned to India... Nehru... Ambedkar ..Patel..

F: Whoever gave him the ideas that all Prophets thought like Congress ... and this NRI one needs to get his head checked..

M: Or maybe he felt ...Nehru was an NRI...Non Rinsing Indian..as his clothes went to Paris for washing ... Ambedkar ....because he was always Suited and Booted and Patel... because Hardik Patel told him every second Patel is an NRI..

F: They were born in India and went there as students ...even today Students are only technically NRIs if their stay is less than 60 days in India and they have the supporting proof for their education....regular NRIs are supposed to provide info about their Employment/Business ...

M: And he has said empower Villagers and we can finish terrorism in 15 minutes ..

F: I think Pak may demand in UN ....empower Rahul in India for 15 minutes...objective ...he will dent India in 15 minutes....

F: Speaking of UN ...what a reply our Representative gave to Pakistan's rants...

M: Pakistan is Terroristan...how apt!!

F: Even in 2016 India lambasted Pak... had Congress been in power we would have not done so... appeasement would have shackled us...

M: I can picture Salman

..... as MEA using glib talk back home ....to momentarily half raise a red flag ...and then wave a white flag for the rest of his statement ....aadha second ki half dhulayee and 2 ghante ki safayee..

F: I think the more Didi sides with Muslims ....  shamelessly ...the more her Secular Vote Bank is leaking ....and BJP is gaining...

M: No Bong (Bengali)  worth his or her salt would accept any fiddling with the Durga Puja...her political calculations bound to go awry...

F: I hear a TV Channel that was literally anti BJP is about to change hands...its going to go Objective by the looks of it...

M: So in all probability joblessness will increase in this Channel... many would simply not be able to work in an Objective Atmosphere  ...

F: The new owner coined Abh ki baar Modi Sarkaar... so won't he make the Channel go pro Modi ...

M: Just report as it is ...mo mirchi and masala...be objective ...automatically you become pro Modi... there is so much positivity about the Man....

F: I think this channel should use the slogan... we report..we analyse.. we are a News Portal ...not a Cookery Show ....like in our previous Avtar...

Disclaimer:  Satire.  Not meant to influence,  inform, insult or cast any aspersions.  With inputs from MSM, SM and Blogs

VJS